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Jesus, there are now adult happy meals
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McDonalds marketing has been weird for the past couple years. They don't want to add any new food to the menu, so they do this "Big Mac, fries, soda WITH A WEIRD EXCLUSIVE TOY FOR ADULTS" shit instead. This is all speculation but I think that whole Rick & Morty sauce thing fucked them up. Suddenly it became an internet meme to go to McDonalds and get Rick's special sauce that he bent the universe trying to obtain and someone decided they needed to be "hip".
That's why I love Taco Bell, they don't write some k-pop band a blank check to shill a new sauce, they wrap a burrito in a quesadilla and tell your fat ass to get over here and try it.
That's why I love Taco Bell, they don't write some k-pop band a blank check to shill a new sauce, they wrap a burrito in a quesadilla and tell your fat ass to get over here and try it.
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They’ll write Pete Davidson one though
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Fast food is gay. Eat enough of that soy-drenched shit and you’ll turn into a homo. I only eat at Wendy’s and if I do it’s probably once or twice a year when I’m too lazy to cook, it’s late, and no other options are available.
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I thought maybe this was something nice, specifically designed for retarded adults. Obviously it would be a bit gimmicky, but the intent wouldn’t be as inherently evil. It would just be the media’s fault for hyping it up as such. Nope. This is specifically designed for non retard adults, who love collecting toys. How do these faggots not feel embarrassed.
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They're fucking amazing. I haven't had one for about 10 years because I'm almost 40 now and the ol' metabolism ain't what it once was. I did a box of a dozen with a litre and a half of milk one time when I was 23 or whatever and woke up the next day with a flat stomach. That ship has sailed
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What a country!
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Eh, touche. Man they promoted that shit wayyyyyy too hard on reddit and got crazy backlash. Pete's finally getting the Amy Schumer treatment where normies realize nobody actually likes the celebrity so why is Hollywood pushing them so damn hard? At least Amy had fat white women fans for a minute.
I really think Ye is onto something that he's Hillary Clinton's secret boyfriend/fucktoy. Just the thought of him giving Hillary a deep dicking in the bedroom then making friendly small talk with Bill in the luxurious Clinton Study. "Hey Mister President, you catch that Chiefs game last night?" with his pants tent slowly deflating.
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What am I five? The chinese have a lot of plastic to sell, I wonder why adults paying for toys is so "normal" now? Coincidence
We have one of those Lego aspies at work... He butted into a convo 2 guys were having about how hosting a sports post game is the easiest high earning job. "Um no the people who design Legos have the easiest job." He got loudly confrontational about it as autistics are wont to do.
We have one of those Lego aspies at work... He butted into a convo 2 guys were having about how hosting a sports post game is the easiest high earning job. "Um no the people who design Legos have the easiest job." He got loudly confrontational about it as autistics are wont to do.
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Yikes. A lot to unpack there
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Yeah like a brand new box of Legos??
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Really? I just thought he was just a purple monster.
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I ain’t fat no more dude!
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You leave Taco Bell out of this!
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You'll be on your fifth fat before christmas.
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Nothing wrong with that. It would be wrong if you decided to go trick or treating by yourself with them.
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China deserve to win. We gave up.