Jesus he’s a retard

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Professional author, but doesn’t understand the nuanced meaning of “travel.” Hey, Patrick: your ancestors journeyed to America by boat, faggot.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Your ancestors didn't travel, Pat; they emigrated.

Presumably after being marched onto the ship at gunpoint, the entire village having finally lost patience with them and with wiser heads preventing a lynching. Imagine that; Pat's ancestors at Ellis Island, looking exactly like him with the same blank look on all their faces, slack-jawed in amazement at the sight of multistorey buildings and people walking upright.

"It's a view" says the fatter, stupider one, idly picking at the last of the tar and feathers still stuck to his skin.
 

Riccardo Bosi

welcomes our new overlords
Your ancestors didn't travel, Pat; they emigrated.

Presumably after being marched onto the ship at gunpoint, the entire village having finally lost patience with them and with wiser heads preventing a lynching. Imagine that; Pat's ancestors at Ellis Island, looking exactly like him with the same blank look on all their faces, slack-jawed in amazement at the sight of multistorey buildings and people walking upright.

"It's a view" says the fatter, stupider one, idly picking at the last of the tar and feathers still stuck to his skin.
There are still Jews in southern Ireland because there wasn't enough room on the ship for both them and the Tomlinsons. "At least dey don't fookin eat all da food!" one mick was overheard saying.
 
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