Jelly Roll fucking sucks

[Juschippinyababe]

I hope he dies for being a wigger

 

[RoTheHo69]

Wahh I'm fat waaaah Im on drugs. Dreck for garbage.

 

[Cuphead]

He's a fat junkie who failed at rap and grifted his way into country music cause its easier to appeal to junkie southerners that way.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He's a fat junkie who failed at wrap and grifted his way into country music cause its easier to appeal to junkie southerners that way.

Modern country is literally nigger music repackaged for whites

The accent is different but the content is the same

 

[sinbad]

He's a fat junkie who failed at rap and grifted his way into country music cause its easier to appeal to junkie southerners that way.

Sounds exactly like what happened to kid rock minus being fat

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Sounds exactly like what happened to kid rock minus being fat

You take some generic bro-country "rock", and you rap/sing over it, either about retarded escapist fantasies or how "the world" is fucking you over. "And they're out there selling piles of fake pills, but ain't no one helpin' with these bills"..."fill the bed with a case of ice cold brew, gonna hit the ol' swimmin' hole with a girl like you". It's mainly aimed at older housewives, who find real music too weird and scary these days. It's not too dangerous, and not too niggerish. Plus they still pay for music, like the rubes they are.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Ralphie May looking faggot.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I like jelly donuts, but only one at a time, and by the last bite I'm already kind of sick of it.

This place by whre I used to live had great apple fritters.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Ralphie May looking faggot.

He looks like he should be call Big Jelly Roll-kerson

 

[Ladynyahh]

Do you enjoy a good cruller?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Jelly Roll is old time nigger slang for pussy. Didn't think that one through, did you fatass?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Way to over-dramatize eating yourself to death, stupid.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Way to over-dramatize eating yourself to death, stupid.

Without the actual dying part.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Plus he has those face tattoos. Only a special breed of retard gets face tattoos.

 

[sinbad]

Plus he has those face tattoos. Only a special breed of retard gets face tattoos.

Only white trash do

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Only white trash do

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Without the actual dying part.

Morbidly obese people aren't likely to make it to 60. Nana had a better chance at survival.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Morbidly obese people aren't likely to make it to 60. Nana had a better chance at survival.

Seriously, look at the shape of this fool:

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

@DMAN hates jelly rolls because it reminds him of when his father would fuck him and his jelly rolls would bounce up and down.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One, two, three, four

Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean
Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jelly roll
Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were lickin' his hand
He's a heel but man oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann got soul