Jebjoh doesn’t believe in fairy tale religious nonsense, but won’t pledge his soul to Satan and hell. Why not?

[Guest]

I "sold my soul" to somebody for $5 to buy a joint when I was 13.


Righteous bucks

If I didn’t want a truce I’d say something like “that was also the last time you stopped growing, nice deal!”

I want a truce though so I’m not saying that.

 

[Jenna]

When you get to heaven, do you have to stay the same height you were on earth or can you ask God to make you 6'5?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

When you get to heaven, do you have to stay the same height you were on earth or can you ask God to make you 6'5?

Why don’t you rap about it?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You pledge your asshole and mouth to Superman.

These new religions are getting weirder and weirder.

 

[JebJoh]

These new religions are getting weirder and weirder.

Are they?

 

[Guest]

These new religions are getting weirder and weirder.

 

[JebJoh]

When you get to heaven, do you have to stay the same height you were on earth or can you ask God to make you 6'5?

What about retarded people? Or vegetables? Do they magically get better?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

When you get to heaven, do you have to stay the same height you were on earth or can you ask God to make you 6'5?

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