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Jean Claude Van Damme

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Oh yeah he was Guile
 

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JCVD plays a Francophone Cajun in Hard Target.

His character puts a grenade down a man's trousers at one point, pfg.


Every hallway wall in my whole highschool used to be covered in murals that they'd let students do and then they painted over them for some stupid, stupid fucking reason. One of them was almost a full wall of Mullet Van Damme that had been there for fuck knows how long and it was really good.
 

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And gomez addams was M Bison. I heard that movie sucked but it's probably pretty watchable. The cartoon was fucking retarded
It's another fucking kumite movie but it does rule. Van Darn was a coked out monster on the set and was a major time-wasting prick that everyone hated. Gomez was apparently a super nice guy and super professional. He was dying of stomach cancer during filming, so Van Damme basically robbed his family of all that time that he wasted for his gay diva shit.
 

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It's another fucking kumite movie but it does rule. Van Darn was a coked out monster on the set and was a major time-wasting prick that everyone hated. Gomez was apparently a super nice guy and super professional. He was dying of stomach cancer during filming, so Van Damme basically robbed his family of all that time that he wasted for his gay diva shit.
Yeah that was the last movie raul julia did before he croaked right?
 
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Lucky guy!
I wish I could be so lucky. (Dummy this is a reference to the fact that Kylie Minogue is also in the live action Street Fighter movie)
Yeah exactly. Weird dialogue and the voice actors were treating the 90s syndicated street fighter cartoon with the gravity it deserved
It wasn't even syndicated, it was like the first USA Network original cartoon.
They had one for Darkstalkers and Mortal Kombat as well.
 

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I wish I could be so lucky. (Dummy this is a reference to the fact that Kylie Minogue is also in the live action Street Fighter movie)

It wasn't even syndicated, it was like the first USA Network original cartoon.
They had one for Darkstalkers and Mortal Kombat as well.
Van Damme and Kylie Minogue apparently banged but she still says he's one of the biggest assholes she's ever worked with.
 

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I wish I could be so lucky. (Dummy this is a reference to the fact that Kylie Minogue is also in the live action Street Fighter movie)

It wasn't even syndicated, it was like the first USA Network original cartoon.
They had one for Darkstalkers and Mortal Kombat as well.
I found it hilarious that they made Morrigan, the succubus character of all things, ugly for some reason.
 
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