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Thought this was going to be about Jim Norton's husband
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Jean Claude Van Damme
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Oh yeah he was Guile
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The character with an American flag tattooed on his arm.... LOL
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And gomez addams was M Bison. I heard that movie sucked but it's probably pretty watchable. The cartoon was fucking retarded
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Every hallway wall in my whole highschool used to be covered in murals that they'd let students do and then they painted over them for some stupid, stupid fucking reason. One of them was almost a full wall of Mullet Van Damme that had been there for fuck knows how long and it was really good.
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He was supposed to be Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat too. That's why he does the splits/dick punch.
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I loved it when I was a child, so i'd probably hate it if I watched it again...
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I rewatched some of it on youtube, it's good retarded, not bad retarded
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It's another fucking kumite movie but it does rule. Van Darn was a coked out monster on the set and was a major time-wasting prick that everyone hated. Gomez was apparently a super nice guy and super professional. He was dying of stomach cancer during filming, so Van Damme basically robbed his family of all that time that he wasted for his gay diva shit.
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The video where he's dancing with some chicks on some show with a boner in his pants and gets called out on it is his best bit.
Was supposed to be the Predator but quit because he wouldn't be seen in the suit.
Was supposed to be the Predator but quit because he wouldn't be seen in the suit.
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Yeah that was the last movie raul julia did before he croaked right?
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Yeah I think he died before it came out.
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Lucky guy!
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Yeah exactly. Weird dialogue and the voice actors were treating the 90s syndicated street fighter cartoon with the gravity it deserved
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I wish I could be so lucky. (Dummy this is a reference to the fact that Kylie Minogue is also in the live action Street Fighter movie)
It wasn't even syndicated, it was like the first USA Network original cartoon.
They had one for Darkstalkers and Mortal Kombat as well.
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That's right, it was on at 7am on weekdays or something
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Van Damme and Kylie Minogue apparently banged but she still says he's one of the biggest assholes she's ever worked with.
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I found it hilarious that they made Morrigan, the succubus character of all things, ugly for some reason.