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Javier: confirmed atalker who let criminals “set the table” (huh?)

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So you have no connection to OnA?
No. I had heard of them and saw some clips over the years but never listened to them. Searched Pat’s name and found Dan’s podcast that led to here and started lurking. Only registered because the site went into lockdown and have got some seriously good laughs from here. I only got the answer to the registration question because it was mentioned in a podcast episode.
 

MonsterSteve

Age.
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His insistence that that there's only one side to a story is straight up fucking retarded (even for Patrick). It explains his HS GPA and why he thought suing the internet was a good idea.
It's pure retardation. Of course, there's only one true story that factually happened but you need to get all the sides of the story from the people involved because everyone has their biases, then you have to work out from there what the truth is. You can usually filter the bullshit out and understand what actually happened. Rick not understanding that fact is probably super low IQ. It's literally why we have jury trials. He's like Forrest Gump but without any of the talent. He also watched his mother get fucked by his principal so that he could stay in school with the regular kids.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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The best part of this whole debacle is that Pat reached out to the brotherman as part of his media blitz, presumably at the direction of that PR coordinator he hired.

Javier was the only one who actually invested himself in Pats story, giving him 3 episodes to convince the world that he was being unfairly targeted.

Of course, he’s the least likeable person on planet earth so he naturally failed. To be fair, failure is kind of his brand.
 

iBangedQuasi

Bed Wetter.
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I first came across Patrick because I had a review deleted on Amazon as it was flagged as fake. I had never heard of the guy before and my review was honest, his book Gatecrashes is dreck full of terrible humour and the the blurb describing it as in the vein of Douglas Adams is probably the biggest insult to Adams I’ve ever seen. This was the first time I have ever had a review deleted so I looked at the authors profile on Amazon and saw the above quote in it. He pretty much admits he has a habit of starting fights with people and a feud is just a long lasting quarrel with someone. Javier sided with Pat pretty much and just disagreed with his tactics and yet again Pat just can’t accept that not everyone is going to agree with him completely and spits his dummy out. Just a complete low IQ loon.
Nice origin story, funster.
 
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