Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson Live Viewing Thread

[NoBacon]

Is Roy Jones Jr autistic? Nigga keeps on repeating himself.

He’s been punched in the head for 30 years lol.

What an exciting fight!

 

[NoBacon]

Someone get @NoBacon on the horn. Head computer scientist at Acme Auto Parts

I think Netflix use Indians so it’s not surprising.

Bad night for them, the production was poor all around, the stream didn’t work and the fight was a waste of time

 

[Africa.com]

I'm starting to wonder if Mike could even forcibly rape Ms. Senior Rhode Island at this point. The fall of a hero

Edit: he went to prison in Indiana but raped Ms Black Rhode Island. I regret any pain my error caused and have changed my joke to reflect more closely the truth

 

[Cuphead]

This was worse than expected

 

[Steve Ramone]

Every time I expect shit from this faggot zoomed and he always exceeds my expectations.

 

[NoBacon]

Mike didn’t get hurt too much and made a bag, the only loser is Netflix lol.

 

[Cuphead]

See you guys for another retarded main event at UFC 309 tomorrow

 

[Harry Powell]

See you guys for another retarded main event at UFC 309 tomorrow

I am absolutely sure it will be more competitive than this for at least half the fight.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I never watched boxing before and I watched three fights of this gay garbage. I want my time back and the roof to collapse and kill everyone in there.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Didnt even watch. It kept stalling out lol. Fuck 2024.

 

[NoBacon]

I never watched boxing before and I watched three fights of this gay garbage. I want my time back and the roof to collapse and kill everyone in there.

The co main was good to be honest. I’m not a fan of women’s sports but those two can really fight.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Jake Paul is overweight and has worse cardio than a 58yo man.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Mike didn’t get hurt too much and made a bag, the only loser is Netflix lol.

Nah, they won. Tech companies taking over live sports. They took, and have been dominating original content. They just need live sports and game/talk/shit you watch in the waiting room shows.

Any streaming issues are a positive for them. They know that the peasants are banging on the gates. Easy justification for tossing a gazillion on better streaming infra.

 

[Mass.gov]

I dont even think these niggas trained, just chilled and smoke weed until this WWE shit...

 

[NoBacon]

Jake Paul is overweight and has worse cardio than a 58yo man.

He’s made more money than 99% of fighters by beating up old broken men. It’s wild.

He looks like a really good amateur boxer or a mediocre pro one and he’s been paid more than almost every world champion ever will. When he fought Tommy Fury, a younger bigger guy with a similar record he got schooled - why would he try that again when he can make way more beating up retired old men who have brain damage or spinal isssues?

 

[Mass.gov]

Mike didn’t get hurt too much and made a bag, the only loser is Netflix lol.

I think the biggest loser is "Boxing" the sport, then Netflix...then Tyson for cheapening his legacy.

 

[NoBacon]

I think the biggest loser is "Boxing" the sport, then Netflix...then Tyson for cheapening his legacy.

Boxing has no credibility left anyway. Tyson doesn’t care either, most people think he’s a violent rapist.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I think he's a thoughtful, methodical rapist

 

[NoBacon]

I think he's a thoughtful, methodical rapist

That sounds so much worse.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Thank God this wasn’t a real fight. It was like watching the happy version of Rocky 4 where Ivan Drago decides to go easy on Apollo Creed.