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I'm so sorry, Boomia. That's almost as bad as if Chef Adam Libby was out to get you.
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We made her bankrupt? Boy would I love to hear the obese mental gymnastics on thatI think she wants to make out with Bernard. View attachment 234979
“Addicted to hard drugs” aka doesn’t deny she dabbles when her scrip is renewed.Are you feeling the heat yet Booms? “Prongay” is gonna be a household name after Jackie busts the lid off this place
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Why is she not in full uniform like the rest of them? She looks so fucking dumb and out of place it's hilarious. And why the fuck does she have an AK-47 like a fat smelly insurgent?
She might have been a prior 'heat casualty' ie weak fatty/liability and was allowed to wear less when her whining finally paid off and she was allowed outside the guarded base perimeter. She's completely full of shit re. every aspect of her service. Fat cunt too.My best guess is that she was taken out on a patrol once it was established that its a low threat area.
Being a base monkey and not officially supposed to be out on patrol she was given a confiscated weapon they probably keep in the vehicle and a spare jacket. It's not an uncommon thing to take out non infantry on ride alongs in quiet areas.
She may or may not have even had a loaded clip in there, it was very much frowned on using AK47's as the sound is very distinct and without direct eyes on you, you can be mistaken for a towelhead.
She would not be taken out anywhere that there was any sort of 'action'. Its all purely a sightseeing and photo op.
"They lie about me being fat" really is a common thread between every single one of these retards. They all have some mental illness where they see a supermodel warrior in the mirror. From Nokes to Snackie to the king of delusion, Patso.
Fawwk did I make that?Don't worry, we have a five sink security team en route to ensure your safety. COMP'D by Putin.
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I don't remember, the file is titled "polish", some mobile photo editing programFawwk did I make that?
Yeah I saw that. That's the one I useI don't remember, the file is titled "polish", some mobile photo editing program
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