J Lo cancels summer tour

[Jizz]

J Lo is a sexy chick, surprised people dont want to pay to see her shake her booty! How much was she charging for tickets?

 

[IanCurtis]

Wasn't this womans career height 20-25 years ago, I don't recall her doing anything for the last 20 years (I think there was some crappy latino albums that only fat latino baristas and mexican chicks bought) but seriously, she got married to that other go-nowhere latino guy (the one who sings in spanish or whatever), dropped off, got divorced and now she's only visible again cause of Affleck, why would she think she could sell anything out?

But she is seriously hot, it would be a triumph to pork her (I completely understand why Affleck is addicted to her like a crack addict).

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Don't think just because I got lotsa money
That I won't give you taco-flavored kisses honey

 

[Suetonius]

I'm convinced ben affleck is going to murder her eventually. she seems like an absolute nag, and he looks homicidally depressed in every single pavaratti photo you see him in

Why was an opera singer taking photos of Ben Affleck?

 

[Voscabulary]

Why was an opera singer taking photos of Ben Affleck?

ask rich vos, whom will be playing the funny stop comedy club in cuyahoga falls, ohio on 14 june, tickets still available

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Wasn't this womans career height 20-25 years ago, I don't recall her doing anything for the last 20 years (I think there was some crappy latino albums that only fat latino baristas and mexican chicks bought) but seriously, she got married to that other go-nowhere latino guy (the one who sings in spanish or whatever), dropped off, got divorced and now she's only visible again cause of Affleck, why would she think she could sell anything out?

But she is seriously hot, it would be a triumph to pork her (I completely understand why Affleck is addicted to her like a crack addict).

All the big summer tours are washed up 80s and 90s performers other than Taylor Swift. Janet Jackson has a tour going but she’s playing places like Hershey Park.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

If that stupid beaner cunt didn't kill Selena, we wouldn't have had to put up with this annoying spic for the past 30 years.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

But WHY was Kurt Love being choked out at her house??

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember when she became a big thing after wearing that dress at the Grammys or whatever. My mom said she was just some plain looking Mexican bitch who probably has a unibrow and a mustache lol. She definitely did get way, way hotter with age though.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I assume at first she figured it'd be a goldmine and a huge payday, with her selling out football stadiums and etc. Then the ticket numbers started trickling in, and she was forced to realize there's no interest at all. Her next move will be some sad attempt to make a "big splash" in some other retarded way, like a movie role or something, but that will fail too. Then her doltish husband will bail, and after that, her name will never be mentioned other than gossip about whomever she fucks next.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

This got my ribs gelling pretty good

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Netflix dropped not one, but two massive $100M bombs in a row with her as the lead. I think she might have actually killed streaming as we know it.

 

[johnnynoname]

you know how Michael Keaton's Batman said, "I'm Batman"


Ben Affleck's Batman should say, "i'm not having sex with JLO anymore......allegedly"

 

[Turk February]

The only j-lo I wanna hear is Xiu Xiu's J-Lo

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Chive Turkey]

J-Lo/J-worse etc

C'mon dude.

J-Lo to J-Lower.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Remember when South Park did the episode with her as Cartman's hand? That was 20 years ago and she was barely still relevant then. I'm stunned that anyone cares.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Remember when South Park did the episode with her as Cartman's hand? That was 20 years ago and she was barely still relevant then. I'm stunned that anyone cares.

Didn’t she do the Super Bowl halftime show with Shakira like 5 years ago? I wasn’t sure which one was which.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

You think fans are ready to give her a curb job rather than a blowjo- I mean block party?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

C'mon dude.

J-Lo to J-Lower.

I dunno, ask Norm