J Lo cancels summer tour

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I had heard ticket sales were really bad and her last album was a huge flop but of course it’s the “I need to be with my family” lie

Jennifer Lopez Cancels 'This Is Me...Live' Summer Concert Tour

J. Lo shared a statement with fans about the cancellation on May 31.

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Good. She sucks and should have never had a career as big and as long as it’s been. Awful actress, can’t sing, notorious bitch etc. so im glad she’s fading in popularity. Im sure her new Netflix movie will be shit and forgotten by mid June.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Who cares.

 

[Voscabulary]

I'm convinced ben affleck is going to murder her eventually. she seems like an absolute nag, and he looks homicidally depressed in every single pavaratti photo you see him in

 

[Cuphead]

I remember seeing this tour announced and first thing I thought was I didn't even realize she was still alive let alone making music.

Glad to see not even normies want to go see her shitty shows. Should've booked small clubs and it wouldn't have been so embarrassing.

 

[aRTie02150]

Remember she was originally the "chick with the big booty" lol

I'd still eat her ass with a spoon though.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

How does Kurt Love fit into this I wonder? Still haven’t heard from that guy. Gonna have to touch base with r/conspiracy

 

[wbgreen]

She saw how much Taylor Swift could charge but didn’t realize cholos and cholas don’t have that kind of money.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember seeing this tour announced and first thing I thought was I didn't even realize she was still alive let alone making music.

Glad to see not even normies want to go see her shitty shows. Should've booked small clubs and it wouldn't have been so embarrassing.

I had been hearing there was a lot of issues with this because it seems her popularity has really dropped off. She had some Amazon special that didn’t generate interest, a major tour booked that wasn’t selling tickets, a new album that flopped, and now they gotta cancel tour which you know thats really bad.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She saw how much Taylor Swift could charge but didn’t realize cholos and cholas don’t have that kind of money.

It was this - she thinks she on the same level and they had serious issues selling tickets and she was freaking out over the idea of having to do stuff like Groupon / buy one get on / etc.

But to cancel the WHOLE tour? She’s probably been losing her shit behind the scenes will Ben affleck wants to kill himself. That’s a real shot to the ego.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Who cares.

This is going to pass the Trump thread just give it a chance

 

[Cuphead]

She saw how much Taylor Swift could charge but didn’t realize cholos and cholas don’t have that kind of money.

if cholos are going to spend that kind of money, it's going to be on actual latin artists

 

[aRTie02150]

if cholos are going to spend that kind of money, it's going to be on actual latin artists

Orale

 

[johnnynoname]

J Lo?


……more like J No-Tour

 

[johnnynoname]

I’m giggling like a 5 year old right now

 

[DanFielding]

She was supposedly in line for a lucrative residency in Las Vegas. That’s certainly dead in the water now.

 

[aRTie02150]

J Lo?


……more like J No-Tour

Ok that made me laugh.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Maybe she just wants to stand around outside a shithole apartment all summer instead of working, like all puerto ricans

 

[Uncle Floyd]

J-Lo ticket sales.

EDIT:

J Lo?


……more like J No-Tour

Damn, I should have scrolled...

 

[johnnynoname]

Ok that made me laugh.

i'm all about wholesome laughter

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

J-Lo/J-worse etc