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I've never really thought about this before. Quick question about children, child.

More Worser

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Since when being a sci fi “author” require travel? Any kind of research he can do online.

I am blame Niki entirely. I know she doesn’t want any or her womb is barren. Or both.
Since when does being an author require an enormous time commitment? Since when does working necessitate giving up a child for adoption?!

Seeing this makes me hate Patrick more than I ever thought possible. I'm glad this bastard hasn't made more children.
 

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Since when does being an author require an enormous time commitment? Since when does working necessitate giving up a child for adoption?!

Seeing this makes me hate Patrick more than I ever thought possible. I'm glad this bastard hasn't made more children.
For example, J.R.R. Tolkien had FOUR children and was the Rawlinson and Bosworth Professor of Anglo-Saxon *and* a Fellow of Pembroke College, both at the University of Oxford. He then moved within the same university to become the Merton Professor of English Language and Literature *and* a Fellow of Merton College, and held these positions until retirement. And he wrote multiple, lengthy novels, including songs and poems.

Meanwhile Pat claims someone who writes unoriginal, poorly written science fiction novellas doesn't have time for one kid.

Disgusting.
 

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Since when does being an author require an enormous time commitment? Since when does working necessitate giving up a child for adoption?!

Seeing this makes me hate Patrick more than I ever thought possible. I'm glad this bastard hasn't made more children.

He spent all of Covid finishing his latest zero novels. Imagine how few he'd have finished in that time if he had little Patricks running around firebranding every living thing.
 

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Oddly enough, I just realized she reminds me of a character in The Stand, after Randall Flagg puts a demon baby in her.

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Dude looks like Jim Florentine.
 
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