I've never really thought about this before. Quick question about children, child.

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

If Pat wants a daughter so bad, why doesn't he just make another one? He's got all the ingredients, at least in theory. He's stated on the record that he makes "six figures," has access to his wife's "pussy" and cums "in a woman."

This poor woman, in fact:

This miserable sad sack is cursed to hear the word "child" 300 times a day, to be married to one, and yet never have any of her own.

God be with her, no BS.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

Don't forget that they have very time-consuming schedules that would make child-rearing nearly impossible.
Welfare and food stamps aren't going to collect themselves - it takes definitive action.
Then there's also the pallet furniture that needs to be built...

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Don't forget that they have very time-consuming schedules that would make child-rearing nearly impossible.
Welfare and food stamps aren't going to collect themselves - it takes definitive action.
Then there's also the pallet furniture that needs to be built...

You don't think that if he stopped going to Hoolie's and doing those out-of-pocket speaking gigs at scifi conventions, he'd save enough time and money to be able to afford piglets?

I mean, I understand that would require priorities and discipline, but he's an adult, right? Maybe he could even stop filing frivolous lawsuits and restraining orders. I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

The idea of Pat interacting with children is disturbing. Him actually raising one would be the stuff of nightmares. His former daughter dodged a fat, abusive bullet.

 

[guest]

She looks haggard. Pig must be keeping her awake with his internet nonsense.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Oddly enough, I just realized she reminds me of a character in The Stand, after Randall Flagg puts a demon baby in her.

 

[Dog Eater]

Niki probably didn’t want children because she saw herself as a big shot content creator/business owner. Probably took the pill for years. Then by the time her natural urge to make kids kicked in she was both too old and married to someone who hates them.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Niki probably didn’t want children because she saw herself as a big shot content creator/business owner. Probably took the pill for years. Then by the time her natural urge to make kids kicked in she was both too old and married to someone who hates would rape and pass them around to his best friends before murdering them

Fixed it.

 

[eggfeller]

Crotch monsters can kick rocks, child. My art is my eternal legacy.

 

[turdcutter]

Niki doesn't want kids because she doesn't want to have a half-retard pig chimera. I get it. And cause it's conservative or whatever to have a baby.

 

[Guest]

He's claimed in the past before that he and Niki want to focus on their careers instead

 

[RobertMewler]

 

[Chive Turkey]

Thankfully I think God in his infinite wisdom has willed for them never to have children. I've never seen a woman whose appearance just screams "BARREN" as Nikki's.

Her womb is so pollu'ed.

 

[CompoundBasement]

"it"

He sees babies as less than human.

 

[porquedealer]

Face says it all really. "this is my life now?"
She has been through some actual shit and she knows;
deep down that it's all mostly Pat's fault.
the Gas cut off is bullshit, the baseball bomb threats too
how much he engages with the 'stlakers'
how much energy and resources he puts into arguing online
how everything he touches seems to turn to shit

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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Face says it all really. "this is my life now?"
She has been through some actual shit and she knows;
deep down that it's all mostly Pat's fault.
the Gas cut off is bullshit, the baseball bomb threats too
how much he engages with the 'stlakers'
how much energy and resources he puts into arguing online
how everything he touches seems to turn to shit

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Don't forget that they have very time-consuming schedules that would make child-rearing nearly impossible.
Welfare and food stamps aren't going to collect themselves - it takes definitive action.
Then there's also the pallet furniture that needs to be built...

Child, adding a child would increase their welfare and food stamps…. child.

 

[wbgreen]

Pat doesn’t want to buy toys for anyone but himself.

 

[N64 Cube]

Since when being a sci fi “author” require travel? Any kind of research he can do online.

I blame Niki entirely. I know she doesn’t want any or her womb is barren. Or both.

 

[More Worser]

Then by the time her natural urge to make kids kicked in she was both too old and married to someone who hates them.

Doesn't hate them, child. Pat loves a good niggeroni.