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The torta cubana just hits different, child.
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The sandwich is literally named after an Englishman. I would guess op is some kind of Scandinavian, they love their "open" sandwiches.Is that an Englishman thing? sandwiches rule, I had a philly cheesesteak the other day. that might be my favorite but it's impossible to chose! #Ruizing
NoWWAWD olive oil and vinegar on the sandwich?
The sandwich is literally named after an Englishman. I would guess op is some kind of Scandinavian, they love their "open" sandwiches.
Get a nice smoked ham and cut one thick piece. Two slices of a nice white farmhouse tin loaf (chewy crusts, soft middle.) Butter one side, put Colman's English mustard on the other. Put ham on one side, apply other slice of bread on top. Open mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat.Yep I'm Scandinavian.
How would you people recommend making a sandwich with two slices? Preferably nothing too complicated.
Get a nice smoked ham and cut one thick piece. Two slices of a nice white farmhouse tin loaf (chewy crusts, soft middle.) Butter one side, put Colman's English mustard on the other. Put ham on one side, apply other slice of bread on top. Open mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat.
Hell yeahWWAWD olive oil and vinegar on the sandwich?
The Earl of Sandwich must have been a great man to invent the sandwich.The sandwich is literally named after an Englishman. I would guess op is some kind of Scandinavian, they love their "open" sandwiches.
these sound like snacks sam's father would enjoy (opie and anthony ref, dan)Cheese and Branston pickle
Back bacon, tomato and mayonaisse
Tuna mayonnaise and cucumber (Tuna, mayo, bit of lee and perrins and tobasco for the umami, black pepper, salt. Olives or sweetcorn optional)
Raw potatoes, pickles and buttermilk, what a TREAT!!!these sound like snacks sam's father would enjoy (opie and anthony ref, dan)
Fawk WWAW El Gallo Giro? Used to get that all the time in college. That dude whose daughter was killed by an illegal immigrant was right. Sure if we closed the border his child would not have been violently murdered, but who wants to live in a world without delicious food?
Branston pickle rulesthese sound like snacks sam's father would enjoy (opie and anthony ref, dan)
Hoooo! That place is legendary, child. The tortas there slap. The church I play at is down the street from there so I drop in on my way home sometimes. There used to be a record store in the corner of that strip mall that had a Ticketmaster that my buddies and I used to line up at at 3am to buy concert tickets back in the 90s (can’t believe our parents let us do that at 13 years old). Fun fact, my friend is good friends with Steve Shelley, the drummer of Sonic Youth, and he asks us to take him there any time he’s in town from NYC.Fawk WWAW El Gallo Giro? Used to get that all the time in college. That dude whose daughter was killed by an illegal immigrant was right. Sure if we closed the border his child would not have been violently murdered, but who wants to live in a world without delicious food?
All inWWAWD olive oil and vinegar on the sandwich?
Tbf to Joe, that looks tasty af. Just have one every few weeks, you bovine dullard, instead of your typical low impulse control "all or nothing" approach. He literally can't trust himself not to eat that every morningHave you ever tried one of THESE?
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I'm no hero, I'm merely one of the world's leading Andy Espresso scholars. An Andy Espresso scholar who cannot ride a bike.Fawk! They say never meet your heros.
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