The torta cubana just hits different, child.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I've never had a sandwich
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The sandwich is literally named after an Englishman. I would guess op is some kind of Scandinavian, they love their "open" sandwiches.Is that an Englishman thing? sandwiches rule, I had a philly cheesesteak the other day. that might be my favorite but it's impossible to chose! #Ruizing
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Yep I'm Scandinavian.
How would you people recommend making a sandwich with two slices? Preferably nothing too complicated.
Edit - Now that I think about it, I've had Subway a couple of times. But that was terrible.
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Get a nice smoked ham and cut one thick piece. Two slices of a nice white farmhouse tin loaf (chewy crusts, soft middle.) Butter one side, put Colman's English mustard on the other. Put ham on one side, apply other slice of bread on top. Open mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat.
Sounds wholesome enough. I'll try making something like that.
Cheese and Branston pickle
Back bacon, tomato and mayonaisse
Tuna mayonnaise and cucumber (Tuna, mayo, bit of lee and perrins and tobasco for the umami, black pepper, salt. Olives or sweetcorn optional)
Philly Cheesestakes can go teabag themselves.
Back bacon, tomato and mayonaisse
Tuna mayonnaise and cucumber (Tuna, mayo, bit of lee and perrins and tobasco for the umami, black pepper, salt. Olives or sweetcorn optional)
Philly Cheesestakes can go teabag themselves.
Hell yeah
The Earl of Sandwich must have been a great man to invent the sandwich.
these sound like snacks sam's father would enjoy (opie and anthony ref, dan)
Raw potatoes, pickles and buttermilk, what a TREAT!!!
Fawk WWAW El Gallo Giro? Used to get that all the time in college. That dude whose daughter was killed by an illegal immigrant was right. Sure if we closed the border his child would not have been violently murdered, but who wants to live in a world without delicious food?
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Branston pickle rules
Hoooo! That place is legendary, child. The tortas there slap. The church I play at is down the street from there so I drop in on my way home sometimes. There used to be a record store in the corner of that strip mall that had a Ticketmaster that my buddies and I used to line up at at 3am to buy concert tickets back in the 90s (can’t believe our parents let us do that at 13 years old). Fun fact, my friend is good friends with Steve Shelley, the drummer of Sonic Youth, and he asks us to take him there any time he’s in town from NYC.
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Have you ever tried one of THESE?
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Tbf to Joe, that looks tasty af. Just have one every few weeks, you bovine dullard, instead of your typical low impulse control "all or nothing" approach. He literally can't trust himself not to eat that every morning
Best sandwich I ever had was a steak sandwich. Instead of the steak being cut up it was whole, in between two slices of buttered Turkish bread.
Because this is adjacent to sandwiches: few weeks ago I went to a Jewish bakery/cafe and paid $20 for a coffee and a bagel with bacon and egg. Total rip-off - shocker - but the way the bagel soaks up the grease is delicious. I guess it's a good cheat meal because I didn't eat dinner that night.
Because this is adjacent to sandwiches: few weeks ago I went to a Jewish bakery/cafe and paid $20 for a coffee and a bagel with bacon and egg. Total rip-off - shocker - but the way the bagel soaks up the grease is delicious. I guess it's a good cheat meal because I didn't eat dinner that night.
I'm no hero, I'm merely one of the world's leading Andy Espresso scholars. An Andy Espresso scholar who cannot ride a bike.Fawk! They say never meet your heros.