I've never had a male friend

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

It shows

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

It shows

Does it?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Does it?

It does

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

It does

I see.

 

[guest]

Have you ever had sex?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Have you ever had sex?

I've had sex with about 20 women but some of those were prostitutes. Not in a long time though. I don’t have a very high sex drive.

 

[guest]

Seems gay to me. Women will usually have sex with you at some point if you're friends long enough. Is it true that guys jerk off together? What's the deal with sports? Sports seem gay to me but not because of the hack shower ass pat stuff. Just seems gay for a bunch of dudes to be on a team and talking about teamwork.
I was sort of bonding with my friend's boyfriend and we grilled together which I'd never done. I felt sort of bad because his girlfriend cheated on him with me.

I honestly don’t talk to anyone outside of here when I’m sober so I wouldn’t know.

Everyone at my underemployed job site knows that I’m a perpetually hungover tick induced weirdo so they don’t speak to me.

Must be nice to be able to talk to women.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Must be nice to be able to talk to women.

It's not really that nice.

 

[guest]

It's not really that nice.

Do they smell nice at least?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Do they smell nice at least?

Probably the best part about them to be honest witcha.

 

[guest]

Just my brother.

Were you Amish or homeschooled or something?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Were you Amish or homeschooled or something?

No but I've been diagnosed with some Jewish bullshit called Schizoid Personality Disorder so pretty much just an odd fellow my entire life.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I actually see friendship with women as problematic, unless they're a lesbian or something. It leads into things like being into them when they're not into you and vice versa.

In a long term relationship, you yearn to get away from girls from time to time and hang out with your guy friends, precisely to commiserate about how much you all hate women.

But hey, I'm old school.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

No but I've been diagnosed with some Jewish bullshit called Schizoid Personality Disorder so pretty much just an odd fellow my entire life.

You gotta quit the weed, turnin' ya mind into mush.

 

[guest]

No but I've been diagnosed with some Jewish bullshit called Schizoid Personality Disorder so pretty much just an odd fellow my entire life.

Fair enough. God be with you, my son.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I actually see friendship with women as problematic, unless they're a lesbian or something. It leads into things like being into them when they're not into you and vice versa.

In a long term relationship, you yearn to get away from girls from time to time and hang out with your guy friends, precisely to commiserate about how much you all hate women.

But hey, I'm old school.

All women are on a lesbian spectrum. But yes you're right and I've had friendships that have been complicated by sex. I also have one dyke friend who will blow me just to be a bro. That's sort of how I picture male friendships.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You gotta quit the weed, turnin' ya mind into mush.

You're probably right.

 

[guest]

You're probably right.

Oh if you've got mental health issues, stop that shit ASAP.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Oh if you've got mental health issues, stop that shit ASAP.

Daily heavy user for 15 years but I keep that mostly secret because stoners are faggots.

 

[guest]

Weed, lol