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I've literally done this too many times to count. This is wrong now?

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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There's nothing more repulsive than a girl telling you to choke her during sex. You're thinking "what the fuck, did this bitch get raped or something?". Then you just go ahead and choke her during sex because if she wants to be a piece of shit, why should you care?
She was telling you to properly dominate her because you were being a sissy bitch. Its not for everyone. Maybe stick to missionary?
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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that choking thing is for:
- men who watch way too much porn and think it's real
- legit slut ho bag people


real people just hug, and try not to catch an elbow in there eye
I've come to teh conclusion it's a normal reaction to having to wear a condom. You want to primally FUCK some chick but have to wear a rubber due to dan mullens disease (formerly known as AIDS) so you need to let out your aggression by choking her.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I've come to teh conclusion it's a normal reaction to having to wear a condom. You want to primally FUCK some chick but have to wear a rubber due to dan mullens disease (formerly known as AIDS) so you need to let out your aggression by choking her.
I havent used a condom since I was fawkin 18.
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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I havent used a condom since I was fawkin 18.
I've said this story a million times, but it drives me fucking insane to this day.

ME: You're on birth control right?
My chick: Yeah I am.

A week later...

ME: I notice I've never seen you taking your birth control?
My chick: Yeah I don't take it
ME: You said you did!!
My chick: I was when you asked me that. I stopped the next day.

So fucked.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I've said this story a million times, but it drives me fucking insane to this day.

ME: You're on birth control right?
My chick: Yeah I am.

A week later...

ME: I notice I've never seen you taking your birth control?
My chick: Yeah I don't take it
ME: You said you did!!
My chick: I was when you asked me that. I stopped the next day.

So fucked.
Thats when you buy some plan B and start dusting that shit up in her food. What a stupid bitch.
 

DMAN

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Don't you hate when a lady has a nice smooth soft ass, but you wack and slap it so hard so many times that it starts to tighten up and get harder? Bitch did you just get a tumor from getting spanked? Lol
 
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