I've had it with the fish lips and the bullfrog neck.

[guest]

Brendan Fraser looks like shit

Ooof!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

...especially when the filtered water dispenser that clearly hasn't been set up is in the fucking frame. Which begs the question - lazy work or subtle gag?

That cracks me up that they paid extra for the water/ice dispenser but dont use it

 

[Nick Gerlips]

That cracks me up that they paid extra for the water/ice dispenser but dont use it

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He didn't bother to hook up a water line?

 

[IlIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIlllllI]

hook up

the only thing he "hooks up" is "with boys"

 

[Udders]

I’ll never understand why they shot this in the first place and then decided it should be part of the piece. They both look like psychos.

Drinking tap water straight from the kitchen sink in a shithole city like Milwaukee, in a shitty, unrenovated in 40 years house that’s 100 years old. Nice drinking poison, stupid. 6 figure author, indeed.

They literally had no other B-roll options. It would've had to be:

- Fat and Dumbo sitting at the table doing a puzzle.
- Fat sitting there with one of his models.
- Both of them playing a video game.
- Pat sitting on his phone prisoning stlakers.

All of these look ridiculous for a 40 year old couple. At the very least they could've had Pat parked on his laptop with a shot of him 'writing' with some books next to him or something.

 

[guest]

They literally had no other B-roll options. It would've had to be:

- Fat and Dumbo sitting at the table doing a puzzle.
- Fat sitting there with one of his models.
- Both of them playing a video game.
- Pat sitting on his phone prisoning stlakers.

All of these look ridiculous for a 40 year old couple. At the very least they could've had Pat parked on his laptop with a shot of him 'writing' with some books next to him or something.

They said they need to shoot B-roll and fatty got out a tub of Country Crock.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They literally had no other B-roll options. It would've had to be:

- Fat and Dumbo sitting at the table doing a puzzle.
- Fat sitting there with one of his models.
- Both of them playing a video game.
- Pat sitting on his phone prisoning stlakers.

All of these look ridiculous for a 40 year old couple. At the very least they could've had Pat parked on his laptop with a shot of him 'writing' with some books next to him or something.

" Do you have any hobbies we can film you doing?"

" Eating and tweeting."

" Just get a glass of water..."

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

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That’s the classic “fool’s sip” right there.

 

[IlIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIlllllI]

That’s the classic “fool’s sip” right there.

Fatrick should start doing standup again so he can get "REDBAR IS WATCHING" yelled at him.