I've had clients who, and I mean literally, spend EVERY SINGLE DAY obsessing over a stranger on twitter, it's like, it's bloody over, man

[CuntFucker]

I think it was Jung who once said, "this is your entire life, seek professional help."

 

[iBangedQuasi]

This is your worst bit, by far

 

[CuntFucker]

This is your worst bit, by far

Telling yourself this is just a "bit" is the biggest cope of all.

You are wasting all your time obsessing over a fat man and his friends.

Enjoy thinking "I shouldn't have posted "fatrick is fat" for my entire life" on your deathbed. Wait for the regret. Quietly is the key.

 

[Beavis]

Faggot

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Another scathing lampoon of the lit crit forums.
Cuntfuckers words are like weapons.

 

[Cunt fucker is Boq]

LÉ TEE HEE!!!!

 

[chiquita banana]

Every accusation a confession just lol. Do you teach your fake and gay clients how to hide behind gay irony and never say what you really think, and when you do it's hammy 2010-era 4Chan shit that has been beaten to death already? Fuck you're stupid Just LOL

 

[General Fatton]

All I have clear is that some of us are having fun, and Cuntfucker is really, really mad about that

 

[CuntFucker]

All I have clear is that some of us are having fun, and Cuntfucker is really, really mad about that

Look at the responses. Who is having fun and who is mad? Nice "all i have clear", stupid.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

You are wasting all your time obsessing over a fat man and his friends.

I’ts always the biggest midwits that say shit like this.

Wdym “wasting time?”

Should patposters be learning french?
Listening to hardcorehistorywithdanmullen?
Reading epicurus and making youtube short summaries?
Making memes making fun of patposters to post on litcrit?

If cuntfucker was waterboarded to find the reason for posting this thread, he would immediately break down and say i dont know saars, i w-was j-just bored and wanted to troll other users, i have no life and have been part of the subreddit for a decade. Please I have nothing else to live for. Have you see my cock? It’s sad

Tldr; OP fell for the “productive use of time” meme.
Sad!

 

[StlakerFatti]

post more hairy assholes, faggot

 

[Humanatee]

People post just as much as about Ant and Joe as they ever did. You're weirdly obsessed with everyone being obsessed with the pigman. He's just one of the lolcows here, pedophile faggot.

 

[BoomerSperg]

By clients you mean johns, right?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You love it really. I know you do. You still make me chuckle all the same.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Where's the pictures of your cock or Nikos asshole? Those make me laugh hard

 

[CuntFucker .]

This is one-sided.

 

[CuntFucker]

Should patposters be learning french?
Listening to hardcorehistorywithdanmullen?
Reading epicurus and making youtube short summaries?
Making memes making fun of patposters to post on litcrit?

Yes, yes, yes! Especially the last.

If cuntfucker was waterboarded to find the reason for posting this thread, he would immediately break down and say i dont know saars, i w-was j-just bored and wanted to troll other users, i have no life and have been part of the subreddit for a decade. Please I have nothing else to live for. Have you see my cock? It’s sad

These delusional fantasies of torture are a glimpse into the disturbed mind of a buttblasted Pat stlaker. They would kill and torture anyone who says they spend too much online rather than face the truth.

Tldr; OP fell for the “productive use of time” meme.
Sad!

I wake up and roll around playing with my willy for hours before deciding to make fun of people on here. Wrong again.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Where's the pictures of your cock or Nikos asshole? Those make me hard

 

[Stent]

I wake up and roll around playing with my willy for hours before deciding to make fun of people on here.

 

[CuntFucker]

I like putting my finger on the tip of my dick and wrapping the foreskin around it all the time. Hide the finger. Disgusting and disturbing that amerigoys will never enjoy this normal human experience.