I've been banging a Zimbabwe-born "that's not my job" black lady

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She calls me from work constantly and has hilariously inappropriate conversations with me while she cares for dying old people. Really nailing every aspect of the stereotype except she's hot and has the voice of a white valley girl. Bitch is also six years older than me and looks 20. I think I'm in love. She has a 23 year old son who is some sort of high level wrestler and I'm assuming he'll beat me to death when he meets me.

 

[Milk74]

Between this and an earlier post where you mentioned being engaged to a nigger I'm beginning to think you're a nigger.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

She has a 23 year old son who is some sort of high level wrestler and I'm assuming he'll beat me to death when he meets me.

She's a nigger lover. Dump her.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Between this and an earlier post where you mentioned being engaged to a nigger I'm beginning to think you're a nigger.

I'm a white redneck with violent nigger tendencies and black women like me. I can't help it. I also have a thing for big lips and fat asses, so here I am. I've never been with a chick quite this black. Her hair is not her hair if you catch my drift.

 

[HH Brother]

Between this and an earlier post where you mentioned being engaged to a nigger I'm beginning to think you're a nigger.

The Tunabones incident makes so much more sense now, brother.

I cannot believe I ever ribbed any of Nitro's posts. I feel filthy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If she only knew how I carry on here.

I told you all I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this. (Nigger! NIGGER!)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Her parents are ministers. Her brother is also a wrestler. I'm going to be killed.

 

[Harry Powell]

Brotherman let’s get a body pic.

She’ll probably stay looking good until she’s in her 60s

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's not gonna happen, I'm sorry. But I think you're right. She's almost 40 and the black hasn't cracked at all. She literally looks, sounds and acts like 25 tops. I've also seen pictures of her mom. Pretty fucking decent for an old lady.

 

[HH Brother]

Her brother is also a wrestler.

 

[Phish]

If his last name is Nickal…youre fucked bud. Remember center mass while walking backwards in self defense.

Edit: womp womp. Bo isnt black and ima retard

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Imagine being on your deathbed and the last thing you see is a nigger on the phone to @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

 

[UnPRePared]

I get it, Abe. Black women like me, too.

It's the carefree demeanor. Or my husky voice. Or perhaps the rock star hair.

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, don't knock her up, or Koko B. Ware is gonna run wild on you.

 

[guest]

Her parents are minister(el)s

I'm sure they prefer "thespian", Abe.

 

[eggfeller]

has a 23 year old son, so she must be in her early 30s? gonna need some pics for a thorough black crack inspection

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I'm a white redneck with violent nigger tendencies and black women like me. I can't help it.

As oddly specific as this is I am certain it describes at least 20% of the users here.

 

[UnPRePared]

As oddly specific as this is I am certain it describes at least 20% of the users here.

I am not a fucking Covenanter, thank you very much.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I am not a fucking Covenanter, thank you very much.

Go write another 8 minute long song why don't ya

Just messin with ya bud love ya miss ya

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

“They want to throw white children and coloured children into the melting pot of integration, out of which will come a conglomerated, mulatto, MONGREL class of people! Both races will be destroyed in such a movement. I for one, dont give a turkey since im of neither forsaken race ."

 

[DMAN]

I need to know who the brother and son are now.