OK let's get it over with
Hello ladies and gentlemen and thank you for limping to the end of this hideous bit that has long since spun violently out of our control. The whole thing has been an unmitigated nightmare. DP is on a rampage right now, there are numerous wrestlers at the door with 0 good gimmicks between them, we've amassed $70k in rafter damage with 2 of @WormKiller's crew injured and 1 put in the hospital trying to fix it, and everyone still thinks we're behind Sting showing up. But the show must go on, as they say. It did when they killed Owen Hart.
We were going to get Michael Buffer to do ring announcements but neither of these guys have said a word about this yet so we have no idea where either guy is from or what they weigh (and don't think we didn't have the balls to ask a 14 year old boy his weight over the internet because we did, he was probably wise not to answer. Also, no one actually lives in Death Valley, we looked it up. It's just a bunch of scorpions. Total fraud this Sting guy).
With that here's footage of referee Mills Lane from an ad about his show.
Depending on the blowback, we might do this again next year. If you created a shitty avatar in the hopes of being involved, the disappointment you are now feeling is entirely your own fault. As always we'll be popping in and out to deal with your inevitable grievances. You have 1 day to vote and shit talk us and then it's back to cyberatalking.
Hello ladies and gentlemen and thank you for limping to the end of this hideous bit that has long since spun violently out of our control. The whole thing has been an unmitigated nightmare. DP is on a rampage right now, there are numerous wrestlers at the door with 0 good gimmicks between them, we've amassed $70k in rafter damage with 2 of @WormKiller's crew injured and 1 put in the hospital trying to fix it, and everyone still thinks we're behind Sting showing up. But the show must go on, as they say. It did when they killed Owen Hart.
We were going to get Michael Buffer to do ring announcements but neither of these guys have said a word about this yet so we have no idea where either guy is from or what they weigh (and don't think we didn't have the balls to ask a 14 year old boy his weight over the internet because we did, he was probably wise not to answer. Also, no one actually lives in Death Valley, we looked it up. It's just a bunch of scorpions. Total fraud this Sting guy).
With that here's footage of referee Mills Lane from an ad about his show.
Depending on the blowback, we might do this again next year. If you created a shitty avatar in the hopes of being involved, the disappointment you are now feeling is entirely your own fault. As always we'll be popping in and out to deal with your inevitable grievances. You have 1 day to vote and shit talk us and then it's back to cyberatalking.
