It's The Leslie Defense Squad Chaquille Summer Holiday Special!

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Praises Pat - can’t spell amazingly

You know me, lads, I'm a progressive old sort and an equal opportunist.

But also, I'm just going to say it...

Whore.

 

[Professor Rape]

The problem isn't the purity of the oil. It's everybody's inability to think about what that means as far as dosing goes and to wait a few minutes for the high to kick in before they hit it again. I could make a 1g cart last two months and still use it a few times a night because I didn't sit down and think "well a joint takes me ten minutes to smoke so I need to puff on this for ten minutes to get high".

Two solid pulls is probably equivalent to an entire joint if the oil is really pure. People who sit there and haul on it like a blunt are degenerate retards.

You sound like a guy who knows weed bars.

A couple of years after that horrible brownie incident (and subsequent attempts to smoke it normally), I thought "okay, I'll try weed again, maybe the psychosis shit is out of my system". I was outdoors because the hotel wouldn't allow smoking inside but I wanted to smoke the joint quickly before any cops came. So I smoked an entire joint really quickly and was getting paranoid of cops, then when I went inside I was completely having a schizo trip, seeing demons and all sorts of crazy shit.

If I didn't smoke that joint so quickly you think I could have been fine?

 

[Professor Rape]

Btw it wasn't laced, I got it from a dispensary and asked for one that'd make me relax. A lot good that did.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You sound like a guy who knows weed bars.

A couple of years after that horrible brownie incident (and subsequent attempts to smoke it normally), I thought "okay, I'll try weed again, maybe the psychosis shit is out of my system". I was outdoors because the hotel wouldn't allow smoking inside but I wanted to smoke the joint quickly before any cops came. So I smoked an entire joint really quickly and was getting paranoid of cops, then when I went inside I was completely having a schizo trip, seeing demons and all sorts of crazy shit.

If I didn't smoke that joint so quickly you think I could have been fine?

If you're going to try weed again after an extended period you shouldn't smoke a whole joint. Better to get a pipe and have one hit at a time at half hour intervals until you get to where you want to be.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Btw it wasn't laced, I got it from a dispensary and asked for one that'd make me relax. A lot good that did.

They probably gave you an indica because they're strong as hell and make the average user relax (ie become incapacitated) but if you have troubles with paranoia or psychosis and you insist on smoking try a nice light sativa. Literally ask for the weakest shit they have.

 

[Professor Rape]

If you're going to try weed again after an extended period you shouldn't smoke a whole joint. Better to get a pipe and have one hit at a time at half hour intervals until you get to where you want to be.

Yeah I fucked up then. You ever heard of this psychosis from weed shit before? I'm never smoking weed again.

For some reason my body's been completely fucked since then. Even drinking caffeine will make me anxious, whereas before then I could drink like 10 redbulls in a row and not feel anything.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah I fucked up then. You ever heard of this psychosis from weed shit before? I'm never smoking weed again.

For some reason my body's been completely fucked since then. Even drinking caffeine will make me anxious, whereas before then I could drink like 10 redbulls in a row and not feel anything.

I have but I've only heard about it happening to girls until now lol. I'm not just being a dick either.

 

[Agent Smith]

schizo trip

demons

crazy shit

If I didn't smoke that joint so quickly you think I could have been fine?

No.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Yeah I fucked up then. You ever heard of this psychosis from weed shit before?

Yeah seen a lot of it. Huge hippy culture around here so I've seen a lot of shit.

 

[Professor Rape]

I have but I've only heard about it happening to girls until now lol. I'm not just being a dick either.

Yeah "anxiety" is such a white woman fake disease too, it's why I'm embarrassed to admit to people why I dont want a morning coffee

 

[Suetonius]

Weed gave bam schizophrenia, no joke.

It also gave me severe psychosis when I smoked it. Some people are susceptible to it. But you tell this to a weed smoker and they'll be like "NO IT DOESN'T. IT'S PERFECTLY FINE, IT'S HEALING. YOU'RE LYING."

In fact I had that exact argument with some chick who reminds me of the one in OP. They make me sick.

I smoke the weed…just a lul bit. Stoners are a dredge on society. No one walks around talking about the medical benefits of oxys or crack…but here comes a stoner telling you it’s perfectly safe. Psychosis? “Low chance bro” Unproductiveness? “BRO I GET SO MUCH DONE WHEN IM HIGH BRO” Chance for addiction? “ZERO BRO.”

Stoners talk about how everyone should get “educated” on weed but what they mean is getting rid of reefer madness stigma, not actually educating them on the real risks or etc

 

[kingship75]

She’s like bro joe about her singing
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I’m getting Uncle Paul vibes.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

The problem isn't the purity of the oil. It's everybody's inability to think about what that means as far as dosing goes and to wait a few minutes for the high to kick in before they hit it again. I could make a 1g cart last two months and still use it a few times a night because I didn't sit down and think "well a joint takes me ten minutes to smoke so I need to puff on this for ten minutes to get high".

Two solid pulls is probably equivalent to an entire joint if the oil is really pure. People who sit there and haul on it like a blunt are degenerate retards.

Eh that makes sense, plus the convience made me end up hitting it too much. I will just stick with the flower, and make edibles when I don't want to buy good smoking weed.

 

[Kinderman]

Yeah "anxiety" is such a white woman fake disease too, it's why I'm embarrassed to admit to people why I dont want a morning coffee

Maybe the weed could help with your fibromyalgia.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah "anxiety" is such a white woman fake disease too, it's why I'm embarrassed to admit to people why I dont want a morning coffee

Caffeine fucks me up too. It sometimes makes my hands and face go numb like I'm having a panic attack and makes my stomach feel like shit. It started happening pretty consistently after I had 4 of those 5 Hour Energy drinks at once. And everyone I worked with thought I was having a stroke lol.

 

[Professor Rape]

Caffeine fucks me up too. It sometimes makes my hands and face go numb like I'm having a panic attack and makes my stomach feel like shit. It started happening pretty consistently after I had 4 of those 5 Hour Energy drinks at once. And everyone I worked with thought I was having a stroke lol.

Yeah I get that too.

It's fucking crazy how ever since that pot brownie trip my whole body reacts differently to stuff.
Before then I could do anything -- coke, ecstasy, lsd, just sit in my room smoking bongs all day while taking random pills.

then that pot brownie fucked everything up. I tried psychedelics again after that and it was a living nightmare.

Fucking stoner faggots. I remember watching a youtube video during a bad high (titled "what do you when you're having a bad high) and seth rogan appeared in it and made it worse.

 

[Professor Rape]

"it's just a plant dude lol" How about I plant your face into the sidewalk, cunt?

 

[Dog Eater]

You ever heard of this psychosis from weed shit before?

It’s been well known in psych wards for at least 30 years that I know of. I remember my mother’s friend worked in one and her talking about people who were totally normal previously and for some reason getting into weed was triggering psychosis.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Patricia Johnson can handle her weed. Not like you faggots.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Her dumb dog bit a 7 year old kid and she posted the report to Twitter whining about how stupid they were. Nice person!

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I fucking hate dogs. Whatever is inappropriate for another human to do is 10x so when an animal does it. This includes your "friendly" animal going up to strangers and touching them in any way. Isn't it mandatory for animals to be put down when they bite someone?