IT'S OFFICIAL.... Patrick Court Transcript LIVE tonight @ 8pm ET on YouTube

[JoshFromMichigan]

I like Dan but what is he doing?

 

[Meownaw]

We need the SNN coverage. What the fuck happened to @stinks.

He got lost.

 

[Stent]

i like this bit

Nyehehehehe.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Dan you've been busting your ass for us and I just want to say thank you

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I like Dan but what is he doing?

HIS show. HIS rules.

 

[Jenna]

So how'd the transcript reading go? Who did Dan get to play Patrick? Wha happen?

 

[guest]

So how'd the transcript reading go? Who did Dan get to play Patrick? Wha happen?

It was awesome. He had Tommy Tomlinson himself on to play Rick. Funniest shit ever.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Dan, did you clink imaginary glasses with your 'friends' after signing off from the podcast? I'm all in with the KF hate to be honest witcha.

 

[guest]

It was awesome. He had Tommy Tomlinson himself on to play Rick. Funniest shit ever.

You think that was really Tommy? He sounded to gay to have been a gay rodeo clown.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Woah, woah, woah, Dan, da fahk ah you doin' khedd? This isn't you! I know those fahkin' retahds ova at Cumbaland Farms or whereva tha fahk gut ya little hawt unda the colla but fahk 'em, khedd! Keep doin' you! Ya gotta read that transcript authenticiously, don't fugget now.

 

[guest]

What did I miss?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

What did I miss?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

What did I miss?

Leave it alone. Just because you're not really into doing the show anymore...just leave it alone

 

[guest]

What did I miss?

Destroyer Dan!

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Brotherman Dan turnin’ the tables on Kiwi Fags had me howling! What a fawkin ingenious twist and way better radio than hearing a boring court transcript. Took me back to our radio war with NPR in ‘08.

Here’s your “court report” you pseudo-detective faggots.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

What did I miss?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I don't even know. It's the Anglicized name of a 3-sided castle in Scotland. The thought of a bunch of Scots getting lazy and cutting corners when constructing their own castle made me laugh.

I know you're probably not really asking, but I'm very lonely and got excited when I saw someone @'d me.

I was actually curious…..sniff.

 

[guest]

What did I miss?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

The Somerville Dan army!

Reporting for duty sir!

 

[Chive Turkey]

Dan stopped scrolling through the Kiwifarms thread and ended the podcast just as he reached my comment.

Another great line gone unappreciated sniff

How did this volcov faggot get outta the kids forum? He’s super fucking gay. Please demote him back to obscurity

He fucking tricked us. He stole @Damian J. Rogers bit and pretended to be a long-time listener of WNEW, the legendary Rock of New York.

Warning lights should've started flashing when he dropped the green font and signature immediately after he received a few gentle lovetaps. Lotta two-faced phoneys in this fawking business, GOD.

Also, you discussing the beast shits bit made me think it could be cool to have a board gossip section on every other show or something. Some funny shit goes on here that never leaves da forums. But hey, what do i know heh heh heh.

I'd caution against this. Advertising ourselves as the fun place on the Internet that's still hilarious is a good way to end up like 4chan and Kiwifarms: overtaken by newfags who can't hang. Let them keep thinking we're all psychotic boomers.

I like the way things've been working uo until now. We introduce Fatrick to some new audience and they start laughing at him in their own dens instead of them all coming ova here to stink up the place. Don't forget we're the Travelling Virus, not the Inviting-People-Over-to-Fuck-Our-Wife Virus.