I like Dan but what is he doing?
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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He got lost.
Dan you've been busting your ass for us and I just want to say thank you
HIS show. HIS rules.
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It was awesome. He had Tommy Tomlinson himself on to play Rick. Funniest shit ever.
Dan, did you clink imaginary glasses with your 'friends' after signing off from the podcast? I'm all in with the KF hate to be honest witcha.
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You think that was really Tommy? He sounded to gay to have been a gay rodeo clown.
Woah, woah, woah, Dan, da fahk ah you doin' khedd? This isn't you! I know those fahkin' retahds ova at Cumbaland Farms or whereva tha fahk gut ya little hawt unda the colla but fahk 'em, khedd! Keep doin' you! Ya gotta read that transcript authenticiously, don't fugget now.
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What did I miss?
Leave it alone. Just because you're not really into doing the show anymore...just leave it alone
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Destroyer Dan!
Brotherman Dan turnin’ the tables on Kiwi Fags had me howling! What a fawkin ingenious twist and way better radio than hearing a boring court transcript. Took me back to our radio war with NPR in ‘08. 
Here’s your “court report” you pseudo-detective faggots.
Here’s your “court report” you pseudo-detective faggots.
I was actually curious…..sniff.I don't even know. It's the Anglicized name of a 3-sided castle in Scotland. The thought of a bunch of Scots getting lazy and cutting corners when constructing their own castle made me laugh.
I know you're probably not really asking, but I'm very lonely and got excited when I saw someone @'d me.
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Dan stopped scrolling through the Kiwifarms thread and ended the podcast just as he reached my comment.
Another great line gone unappreciated sniff
Warning lights should've started flashing when he dropped the green font and signature immediately after he received a few gentle lovetaps. Lotta two-faced phoneys in this fawking business, GOD.
I like the way things've been working uo until now. We introduce Fatrick to some new audience and they start laughing at him in their own dens instead of them all coming ova here to stink up the place. Don't forget we're the Travelling Virus, not the Inviting-People-Over-to-Fuck-Our-Wife Virus.
Another great line gone unappreciated sniff
He fucking tricked us. He stole @Damian J. Rogers bit and pretended to be a long-time listener of WNEW, the legendary Rock of New York.
Warning lights should've started flashing when he dropped the green font and signature immediately after he received a few gentle lovetaps. Lotta two-faced phoneys in this fawking business, GOD.
I'd caution against this. Advertising ourselves as the fun place on the Internet that's still hilarious is a good way to end up like 4chan and Kiwifarms: overtaken by newfags who can't hang. Let them keep thinking we're all psychotic boomers.
I like the way things've been working uo until now. We introduce Fatrick to some new audience and they start laughing at him in their own dens instead of them all coming ova here to stink up the place. Don't forget we're the Travelling Virus, not the Inviting-People-Over-to-Fuck-Our-Wife Virus.