It's normal to not have friends right?

[Stent]

You're more than a friend, Stenton. We are one.

I don't want you having any friends. It distracts from us.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I haven't seen one of my closest friends since covid. We are meeting up tonight. Granted we live in different countries now but I used to see my friends every week but now I can go years and it not be a issue whatsoever

kick his ass

 

[johnnynoname]

You know, I was thinking of that when I posted it. You attract who you are etc. I won't do the tulpa thing, but if I become jacked I could attract someone like @johnnynoname into my life.

become a tulpa


I don't what that is but become it

 

[Professor Consent]

become a tulpa


I don't what that is but become it

A tulpa is someone who meets up with and has sex with the user @johnnynoname

so thank you for your support

 

[johnnynoname]

the internet consistently points me to having sex with a man

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

the internet consistently points me to having sex with a man

There must be some substance

 

[johnnynoname]

There must be some substance

In spite of Al Gore, I WILL NOT be kissing men ( or in the case of Anthony Cumia, I won't "maybe" being kissed either)


.....disgraceful

 

[johnnynoname]

btw- ALF really didn't get blown by Eddie Money in a locked car

 

[TravisPickle]

My dad said I'm like the son from the movie World's Greatest Dad so I'm clearly a piece of shit who nobody wants to be friends with. But with 6 months of working out, I could be pretty le based

....i hate this thread

Never mind that. You ever see that movie Gamer? Where theres that grotesque fat fuck hooked up to monitors and just beating off all day? My dad said i'm that guy. lol, fuckin' prick.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

My problem is having coworkers asking me to hangout constantly. I dont do that. I dont want to play golf with you, I dont want to go fishing with you, I dont want to meet your wife. Its like people forget that we're all being paid to be nice.

We just spent 50 hours together this week and you want to hang out more?