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It’s my impulse to return lost goods to owners, do blacks just not even consider it? Why do they seem drawn to thievery?

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i don't trust poor people in general. a lot of them have resentment for those who have more and justify their thievery by thinking "they won't even miss it." a hoodrat might be more likely to pull a gun on you and demand your shit, but white, black, or hispanic, if you let a poor one into your home there's a good chance they're going to try and swipe something

i don't like thinking that way, but when people are poor and aren't raised with any values, what can we expect to happen
Leave the USA...go to a village in Africa, your belongings will be safe...or in a tent with bedouins...idk about other poor/primitive societies, but in those two, you and your property are safe as long as you're a guest.
 

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Leave the USA...go to a village in Africa, your belongings will be safe...or in a tent with bedouins...idk about other poor/primitive societies, but in those two, you and your property are safe as long as you're a guest.

Why the fuck would would anyone want to go to Africa? It's full of genetic disasters with 68IQs like you.
 

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I found a dudes wallet, tracked him down on Facebook. He lived down the street so I said just come get it. Motherfucker rolled up in a power wheelchair. Not the fat people kind but the extra deluxe tard model. I felt bad.

But per capita

You must leave your laptop bag full of valuables with a stranger (let’s not split hairs about how this would never happen) and you have two choices:

A) A white mother who looks like Jennifer Anniston with her kids

B) A black mother who looks like Cardi B with her kids
 

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You must leave your laptop bag full of valuables with a stranger (let’s not split hairs about how this would never happen) and you have two choices:

A) A white mother who looks like Jennifer Anniston with her kids

B) A black mother who looks like Cardi B and he kids
I had a white roommate steal a ton of my shit. I don't trust them one bit. They love shoplifting too

But yeah good point.

 

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One time coming out of a grocery store I saw a mom pushing a stroller juggling a bunch of bags and her wallet fell out and she didn't realize. It was fat and stuffed with cards and cash.

I quickly kicked it down a storm drain before she could notice and didn't even pick it up to see how much cash was in it. When I got to my car I saw her walking back to the store quickly to look for it. Oopsie doodles
 
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I mentioned this story before. When I was a restaurant manager we had this gypsy who'd come to the bar and eat all the time. He was a decent enough guy and didn't dress like a pirate. I was always cordial with him but kept it very professional. One day he asked me to sit with him and we got to talking about Europe and whatnot, I ended up asking him why gypsies steal. He said to me because when Jesus was on the cross it was a gypsy who stole the spear from the side of his ribs giving him a bit of comfort. Jesus then declared that stealing is not a sin for gypsies.
It's all bullshit but at least they have cool lore why they are thieves. If you ask an N person they steal, they just say "keepin' it real"
Read about the Roma who wandered Europe stealing everything in sight while everyone else went to work. The convinced people that they were sent by the pope so you’d go to hell if you tried to stop them. In many cases, they stole from one town, sold it in the next town then returned to sell new items in the first town. Seems about right that Europe started killing them as fast as they could.
 

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Leave the USA...go to a village in Africa, your belongings will be safe...or in a tent with bedouins...idk about other poor/primitive societies, but in those two, you and your property are safe as long as you're a guest.
Read about Timothy Leary and his experiences with black groups. It was the exact opposite of what you described. In Saudi Arabia you can leave a bag of money on a park bench and come back in a week and find it exactly where you left it.
 

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One time coming out of a grocery store I saw a mom pushing a stroller juggling a bunch of bags and her wallet fell out and she didn't realize. It was fat and stuffed with cards and cash.

I quickly kicked it down a storm drain before she could notice and didn't even pick it up to see how much cash was in it. When I got to my car I saw her walking back to the store quickly to look for it. Oopsie doodles
I never actually did this...was trying to think of an adolescent antisocial Jim Norton scumbag type story.

I'd probably veer the other way and run after her like a simp with the wallet
 
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