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It’s like he has no clue that he himself is going to court next week.

Will Tate

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Other differences include -

Trump is and always will be rich.
Trump knows his kids.
Trump's wife is fuckable.
Trump isn't as fat as Pat.
Trump isn't destroying himself with alcohol.
Trump is funny.
Trump can think on his feet.
Trump can laugh at himself.


What are some of them other differences we got?
Actually has a "stable" of cars, none of them shitbox Rustangs.
His suits don't come from the clearance rack at Kohl's.
Goes to play golf instead of sitting on a fart-infused sofa.
People actually noticed when Trump was banned from Twitter.
 
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Actually has a "stable" of cars, none of them shitbox Rustangs.
His suits don't come from the clearance rack at Kohl's.
Goes to play golf instead of sitting on a fart-infused sofa.
People actually noticed when Trump was banned from Twitter.
Trump's suits are pretty horrendous, but are obviously tailored for his boxy frame and ample ass. Pat's suit is horrendous, cheap and highlights his unfortunate figure.
 
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"I knew", "but not even I thought". He is such an authority on every topic, isn't he
Best-selling author, respected stand-up, healthcare professional, seasoned mechanic, aeronautical engineer, marksman and weapons expert, military historian, sought after political pundit, legal and constitutional ace, hand-to-hand combat and knife fighting expert. Is there anything Mama Raven's Special Guy can't do?!
 
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Best-selling author, respected stand-up, healthcare professional, seasoned mechanic, aerodynamic engineer, marksman and weapons expert, military historian, sought after political pundit, legal and constitutional ace, hand-to-hand combat and knife fighting expert. Is there anything Mama Raven's Special Guy can't do?!
Fit into size 32 jeans
 

RickReternal

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The Niki contempt arc could start as soon as a few days after the 24th. Jaworski or whatever the pollock’s name is could have that filing prepared as a contingency.

I’m sure Patrick will care even less about that than his own hearing. He may even welcome it since that may trigger Lynn making the problem go away.
 

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Other differences include -

Trump is and always will be rich.
Trump knows his kids.
Trump's wife is fuckable.
Trump isn't as fat as Pat.
Trump isn't destroying himself with alcohol.
Trump is funny.
Trump can think on his feet.
Trump can laugh at himself.


What are some of them other differences we got?
Trumps hair is better than Pats.
 

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thisisactuallytheirentirelives.png
 

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Best-selling author, respected stand-up, healthcare professional, seasoned mechanic, aeronautical engineer, marksman and weapons expert, military historian, sought after political pundit, legal and constitutional ace, hand-to-hand combat and knife fighting expert. Is there anything Mama Raven's Special Guy can't do?!
You forgot master electrician, clinical psychologist, and fitness enthusiast.
 

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Other differences include -

Trump is and always will be rich.
Trump knows his kids.
Trump's wife is fuckable.
Trump isn't as fat as Pat.
Trump isn't destroying himself with alcohol.
Trump is funny.
Trump can think on his feet.
Trump can laugh at himself.


What are some of them other differences we got?
When Trump was president he would call the family of soldiers who died and talk to them for an hour even though it was supposed to be a quick two minute call. Trump objectively cares more about people than Patrick "Yeah I guess you feel bad but at least you don't have people calling you fat on Twitter!" Tomlinson.
 
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When Trump was president he would call the family of soldiers who died and talk to them for an hour even though it was supposed to be a quick two minute call. Trump objectively cares more about people than Patrick "Yeah I guess you feel bad but at least you don't have people calling you fat on Twitter!" Tomlinson.
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Contrast that with this outrage
 
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