I'd quit and never come back
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
It's funny when someone tells everyone a "hilarious" story at work and nobody genuinely laughs.
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Haha, yeah, imagine that!
I do this to everyone who dares, and I'm not even looking at the video I'm looking at the seek bar to see how long it is.
I'll often no sell people's jokes when in meetings. The whole room will be laughing at some terrible joke and I'll give em the ol lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Makes me happy every time.
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I like to laugh out of all proportion to the subject.
“HAHAHAHA HOLLYYYY SHITTTT!!” *smacks desk* They’d probably stop telling you jokes after a while.
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That's the gag.
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It's best when they start with "it's actually a funny story" and it really isn't. When they finish I like to just nod and give them a "uh huh" and wait for the mumbling semi-apology.
Real fun dick move is to start laughing way before the "funny" part so they have to correct you and tell you to wait. Then you just blank them at the punchline
One of my favorite Artie bits is someone starts telling a story and about two sentences in you just interrupt and say, “this story is already bullshit.” It makes people furious because it’s so rude that it stops people in their tracks.
What about when you're showing a funny video and it doesn't load correctly.
Everyone waiting eventually resents you. Good times.
Everyone waiting eventually resents you. Good times.
One of my favorite OnA things was when someone would get called out for whiffing on a joke then trying to make it into a serious point.
Hey?Haha, yeah, imagine that!
Doing the ol' Larry King is PFG too- just ask them questions about stupid details and ignore their main point.
A dude at work was telling me a story about seeing a car crash outside his house. Something like "I saw the craziest thing the other day. I was feeding my dog and when I looked out the window this car came speeding down the block and crashed right into a telephone pole and flipped over!" You could tell he was all excited about it and wanted to make it into this whole story about what happened nexxxtttt.
My only follow up question was "what kind of dog food was it?"
A dude at work was telling me a story about seeing a car crash outside his house. Something like "I saw the craziest thing the other day. I was feeding my dog and when I looked out the window this car came speeding down the block and crashed right into a telephone pole and flipped over!" You could tell he was all excited about it and wanted to make it into this whole story about what happened nexxxtttt.
My only follow up question was "what kind of dog food was it?"
Fuck, thats a good one. I've got to try that. I usually go "Okay, but wheres the punchline" or "then what?" after their story is obviously concluded.
Vos would do that all the time and get smashed for it. "I hate when you try to shift gears and wax poetic".
