It's fucking disgusting

[Rick Roblinson]

He looks like Rosie O'donnell

 

[peckafacce]

OMFG a corpulent middle aged American! Let's make fun of him, even though statistically half the people commenting here are as fat or fatter.

Yeah, but I'm not in denial about my weight, and I wear clothes that fit properly.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It really is fascinating that his wife lets him go out in public dressed like a sausage.

 

[EraGodless]

It really is fascinating that his wife lets him go out in public dressed like a sausage.

It's payback for all the shitty pics of her that he posts online (especially the Shrek in the pond pic).

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He really sees a jacked athlete in the mirror when he does this. He thinks the con nerds are just shocked that someone who looks like Brian Bozworth can also be a geek.

More like Brian Buttersworth. Pancake eatin ass bitch

 

[HeyItsVos]

Yeah, but I'm not in denial about my weight, and I wear clothes that fit properly.

It’s like when Bobby told Patrice he couldn’t make fat jokes and Patrice said just because he’s also fat doesn’t mean he can’t point out how bad Bobby looks.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

That thing is so tight on his head it looks like one of those propeller beanies

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Rick is actually growing a pretty nice set of beefers. This will serve him well when he's inevitably locked up for swaTTing himself.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

 

[EraGodless]

Rick is actually growing a pretty nice set of beefers. This will serve him well when he's inevitably locked up for swaTTing himself.

Patrick Speck

 

[DominusOdium]

This is not stealth, Patrick. You look like every other fat loser "geek" at the convention with some obese, ugly frump with no better options.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

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He goes to Scotland wearing a nice tight shirt along with a backwards baseball cap. A backwards fucking baseball cap. That might fly when you go to the Brewers game but fuck is that hubris to go to another country and dress like that. Have some respect and humility.

Where I come from, a gentleman always removes his hat indoors. A gentleman...

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Patrick Speck
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This is exactly what I was thinking but I couldn't remember the guys name.

 

[Random username]

Patrick Speck
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Both him and pat like that convict nigger dick.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Found footage of Patrick in Scotland.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Fuck sakes Pat, either wear pants that fit and use the pockets, or wear pants that fit 5 years ago and keep your hooves to yourself, this half tucking the fingers in is the biggest fatso denial cope I've ever seen