It's every fucking day with Ol' Uncle Twinkle Toes

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You know he cries about ADA shit constantly. I used to work with a guy with serious back issues. The company had a no stools policy

"For Christ's sake, Mark, I gotta shit so bad it's giving me sciatica who the fuck came up with this rule in the first place??"

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Problem is that if Paul killed himself, he’d be just like the thousands of degenerate mediocre white beta Minnesota males that do the same every year.

Once a basic bitch, always a basic bitch.

 

[guest]

Problem is that if Paul killed himself, he’d be just like the thousands of degenerate mediocre white beta Minnesota males that do the same every year.

Once a basic bitch, always a basic bitch.

The good news is Paul fails at everything he tries.

Hopefully his next failure involves a toe trigger.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hey Paul, the highway crew I'm with always needs laborers. You have to lug around bags of concrete and hot tar buckets. $22/hr, I'll look for your pm

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He’d probably render himself a quintaplegic.

 

[Guest]

When he was 36

He looked moderately normal compared to this:

Spoiler

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He seems like a real disgruntled worker type ready to snap. He's had them shaking in their boots for too long with his sword skills. Just a big bully if you ask me.

Nice Jim Norton pants, stupid

 

[guest]

Hey Paul, the highway crew I'm with always needs laborers. You have to lug around bags of concrete and hot tar buckets. $22/hr, I'll look for your pm

I stopped at Panda express yesterday and they had a help wanted sign that advertised $18 to $25 an hour to start. I can't believe fast food is paying this much.