It’s been 16 hours since Patrick told someone to enjoy prison

[Coonskin]

is that it? Should we all pick it up?

 

[AliceWorquer]

One day he is going to have a stroke in the night and not wake up.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Patrick in distress

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe he took out some AirBnB guests to some afro-italian cuisine and didnt have time to correct the record

 

[fricklefrackle]

Faggot's back prisoning at 6:16 am.

 

[UnPRePared]

I have a question to posit here...

What if Patrick is right after all?

What if I will enjoy prison?

Am I spending my dying days performing for rowdy cellmates like the end of "The Blues Brothers", or God forbid "Airheads"? Am I to fear being invaded like a child trapped in a bathtub with Paul Weimer?

I'm just asking questions.

 

[DMbA]

Are you one of the new mods?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A little movement this morning

 

[UnPRePared]

“I’ve been perfectly happy in prison”

A post reflecting on an interview with an elderly life-sentenced prisoner, who said he had enjoyed his prison sentence, and didn’t feel as though he had been punished at all.

changinginside.co.uk

I don't even know what the fuck to say here.

 

[StlakerFatti]

I have a question to posit here...

What if Patrick is right after all?

What if I will enjoy prison?

Am I spending my dying days performing for rowdy cellmates like the end of "The Blues Brothers", or God forbid "Airheads"? Am I to fear being invaded like a child trapped in a bathtub with Paul Weimer?

I'm just asking questions.

What happened to the soap?

 

[DominusOdium]

Somebody sat him down and explained it to him in some science fiction analogy about how he was hurting his own case and ruining his public image and making it nearly impossible to prosecute anybody because he won't stop engaging. Probably some Star Trek TNG figures were involved.

He lasted 16 hours before his mental illness took back over.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Patrick in distress

Is it protocol to hang some lard upside down?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Maybe he took out some AirBnB guests to some afro-italian cuisine and didnt have time to correct the record

Probably got into a protracted discussion about American Football with one of his guests.

 

[DanFielding]

Yesterday was Opening Day for the Brewers and they won. So he was probably drinking from 11AM until God knows when.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's been seven hours and fifteen days

Since Pat took my life away

 

[Honoria]

It's interesting how someone will mention a long gap of no tweeting on this forum and within an hour he's back at it. I'm not saying he reads and then decides to do it but it happens EVERY time.

Or his AirBNB guests were using his Disney+ account so he drank and fell asleep

 

[UnPRePared]

At what point is there going to be a thread on there where someone says "No, YOU enjoy prison!" only for him to reply "NO, YOU ENJOY PRISON!" and it continues in a cycle until the day he dies?

 

[AliceWorquer]

What if I will enjoy prison?

You won't. Enjoy Prison.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yesterday was Opening Day for the Brewers and they won. So he was probably drinking from 11AM until God knows when.

Brewers are playing now so you can bet he is belly up to the bar and 4 beers deep by now.

 

[BudDickman]

Brewers are playing now so you can bet he is belly up to the bar and 4 beers deep by now.

That never stopped him from responding before: