It's already caturday, everyone!

[guest]

Are those shitty stick on tiles? it's nice to see them lifting up like that, really traps in the cat piss and dust.

There's no grout that I can see there.

 

[guest]

That cat genuinely looks like it just got raped.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I really love how the off-white walls work with the pure white dated cabinets. Beautiful.

It goes well with the range that my dad grew up with in the 60s

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Oh wow a cat in a box. Never seen that before

Actually, cats do it all the time. A simple Google search for "cat in a box" provides hundreds of images in which cats can be seen sitting in boxes.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat uses the excuse that " The cats like to play in them" so he doesnt have to take out the amazon boxes that have been there for weeks.

 

[42069]

Actually, cats do it all the time. A simple Google search for "cat in a box" provides hundreds of images in which cats can be seen sitting in boxes.

I stand corrected

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

That kitchen sucks. I've got the quartz countertops, stainless steel flat top range, fridge, microwave hood - that is a nice kitchen. Its not like I'm some cooking enthusiast, either. I was just able to afford a nice fucking house, and nice fucking houses have dope ass kitchens.

Pat --

Your house game is weak, son. You should get a job.

he probaby dont even have monet faucets

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

he probaby dont even have monet faucets

What faucets you got???? AMERICAN STANDARD?!?!? Shit nigga, I gots da Moen

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

What faucets you got???? AMERICAN STANDARD?!?!? Shit nigga, I gots da Moen

what’s some of dem other faucets we got?!

…moen?

 

[guest]

Faucets? Why not Fivecets? Tssss.

 

[guest]

I can’t believe they (niki’s mom) paid around a quarter of a million for this uninhabitable shithole. The Jew they bought it from must still be laughing.

 

[guest]

I can’t believe they (niki’s mom) paid around a quarter of a million for this uninhabitable shithole. The Jew they bought it from must still be laughing.

I bet they bought that rat nest with the intention of Pat and Niki fixing it up. Nobody anticipated a man being so unashamed of living the life of a worthless burden.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I talked to Bob Vila on this. The best home improvement here is arson.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t believe they (niki’s mom) paid around a quarter of a million for this uninhabitable shithole. The Jew they bought it from must still be laughing.

Don’t forget it’s not only in a shit area and awful, they bought it with a cat piss room that the owner refused to fix. They were renting it with a cat piss room and when they made an offer the owner said “fuck off” to fixing a room that smells of cat piss. That’s like buying a house with a giant hole in the wall and saying “oh, don’t worry about fixing that”