It's 14 degrees in portage and this nigga has no sleeves

[captain_kamala]

21st birthday drinking party. She definitely started before age 9

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

The Black Midow.

Being generous...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

All those sugary drinks are going to make her puke her guts out by the end of the night. Enjoy hangovers, stlaker.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

So much fat

 

[The Prophet Mohammed]

I guess carhart isn’t quite as embarrassing as sons of anarchy, especially since he does have a job in trades of some sort..

But it’s close

 

[WifeStoreWill]

She somehow gets more white trashier with each husband.

Oh and nice plastic bottle swill at your own bar even though you’re in your 50’s, stupid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history."

 

[captain_kamala]

I guess carhart isn’t quite as embarrassing as sons of anarchy, especially since he does have a job in trades of some sort..

But it’s close

Cutting the sleeves off definitely decreases the resale value though

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is that Joe's ex wife he created this gnome girl with in the white fleece?

 

[Udders]

I was gonna ask if they're at a bar just outside Portage, but they're in their own fucking basement. At least one relative will be accidentally shot tonight. Redneck drunks.

 

[captain_kamala]

"They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history."

Those lyrics spoke to me but I'm an alcoholic.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She somehow gets more white trashier with each husband.

Oh and nice plastic bottle swill at your own bar even though you’re in your 50’s, stupid.

Looks like most of the bottles are 75% empty. Doesnt want to throw them away or finish them off because it makes the bar look fuller.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Think about how hard these idiots would lose their minds if The Rizzler walked into that party. I bet one of the drunk old whores would flash him.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

How many Jack Daniels-branded pieces of merchandise can you spot? I spy:

• Mirror
• Bar mat
• Insulated mug
• Guitar wall decoration
• Whatever that bag is on top of the Pepsi machine
• Hat
• Wall flag
• A second bar mat beneath the black bucket thing, which might also be Jack Daniels-branded
• "They know me and Jack Daniels got a history"

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Looks like most of the bottles are 75% empty. Doesnt want to throw them away or finish them off because it makes the bar look fuller.

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And the whole right side looks like a bunch of DeKuyper flavorings. It’s the kind of thing you’d set up in your group house with your roommates to impress sorority sisters. Pathetic.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Cutting the sleeves off definitely decreases the resale value though

"performance" coveralls yet everyone who ever wears them is a fat lump of shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Joe has his work boots on in his own fucking house. I actually work in my work boots so they stink and are dirty as fuck so I don't even bring them in my house.

Also, work boots fucking suck to wear in general. They're uncomfortable, they're heavy, they're bulky, they make you clumsier and they suck dick to drive in

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

 

[Brooke Shields]

Nice raising your daughter, stupid