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It was really hard listening to Jim and Sam talk about Fez.

CarolMaxheinie

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Hi Damian,

Bob Johnson here from Boise Idaho, I hope your night is going as well as mine. I just got done doing what I call pinning the tail on the donkey. That’s what I call it when I fuck my wife Lupita in the ass, if you know what I mean. My wife Lupita is a little greasy Aztec goblin, but I love her. She makes excellent tamales and is a good mother to my children. The only thing I can fault her for is she’s a nazi. I don’t mean that in a joking way, she has pictures of Hitler and flags all over the house. She goose stepping and Roman saluting back and forth in the living room right now. I just wanted to make sure you were having a good night Damian. Let’s talk again soon.

Keep your wheels spinnin, and the beavers grinnin

Bob Johnson
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1988 Ford Mustang GT
1994 Chevrolet Silverado SS 454

Mega Rib Explosion here. I read this twice I loved it so much.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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Listening to the Bennington RIP show was hard at times with Ron's dumb cunt daughter, but it really did give me a new appreciation for Fez. Hearing how his beefs with Vito and Dave were a bit, I actually went back and listened to some clips and was amazed at how good Fez is at character acting.

Fuck Jim and Sam, two self-absorbed untalented cunts who deserve all the misery in the world.
 

DMAN

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To extend empathy, and actually open up about their history with him, would take a minimal effort that they'd never want to extend.

They worked with Fez for fucking years. Anything would've been better than what they did: open up about the Fez and Sam battles. Talk about the Jocktober incident. Fez's dress ups. AFRO Shows.

Worthless human beings.

"Hey Jimmy remember Cakehorn? Nyehehe"
"Aaahmm... No I don't think I remember. OH, Yeah. Right, right. Hahaha."

Losing Fez has softened me a tad on the upcoming Cumia, Norton, and Opie deaths.
It's hard not to trip on nostalgia when the news hits.

I have maintained that I will celebrate the death of Sam Roberts.
If he has a grave site, I will routinely deface it Cornette style. Fuck Sam Roberts.
 

UnPRePared

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"Hey Jimmy remember Cakehorn? Nyehehe"
"Aaahmm... No I don't think I remember. OH, Yeah. Right, right. Hahaha."

Losing Fez has softened me a tad on the upcoming Cumia, Norton, and Opie deaths.
It's hard not to trip on nostalgia when the news hits.

I have maintained that I will celebrate the death of Sam Roberts.
If he has a grave site, I will routinely deface it Cornette style. Fuck Sam Roberts.

Cornette has said, consistently mind you, that he is seeking to outlive Vince Russo to piss on his grave... And you know he means it.

When Sam dies, that grass around his gravestone is going to be dying from oversaturation.
 

fenrir

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Well, that's a question I never expected to wake up to.

Short answer, I don't like the album version very much. I think I saw the video once, and forget about it afterwards.

Long answer, when they hired me, we tried a bunch of songs. Not the whole catalog, mind you, but their logic was what worked within my vocal range. Do you have any idea how many times we recorded what became the title track? Enough to get my best vocal performance out of me and name the album after it.

So during rehearsals, we tried all the standards, leading up to the final album. I enjoyed doing "Fading Lights" the most, but "I Can't Dance" was the one they really wanted to play, because it was a hit single, and to them would be a big request on the US Tour (oh, if they only knew then...)

I sang it, yes, but never to a degree I found acceptable; that's why I do more of a blues-tinged version on current tours. It works better with my voice. Phil has more of a playful nature, which works for the record version - but the original, rough draft version of it actually sounded more like what I currently play in concert.

You guys really make me think back sometimes. At least that was a fairly happy memory.
Your Fez-like commitment to this bit honors his memory more than anything the Rapey and Apey show would do.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I think I don't have much room to bash him, frankly.

I've covered Genesis, Peter Gabriel, even Bowie - I sing what I like, and I sing what I think I will do justice to, or give a new spin on.

Motown has some beautiful music. While I've never heard Phil's covers, I do remember Michael McDonald's covers in the early 2000s, and I enjoyed them quite a bit.

More power to him, I say. I don't find it embarrassing. The Alamo collectibles, on the other hand, is another story.
How about instead of Motown it’s Mootown and it’s Joe Cumia’s studio that his little brother paid for.
 
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