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Fucking LOLMember you said you were related to David Bowie. I member.
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Fucking LOLMember you said you were related to David Bowie. I member.
Has there been a moment he chuckled at himself or self-deprecated/rolled with punches?
How did Niki's courting happen?
Someone did a deep dive on Mama Raven, i think it was toxicsiswhitemale/spook....He's Jewish admixed (not that anything wrong with this, I just like genealogies/knowing ppl's origins etc)
His comedy career...what made him think he was funny?
Were you one of the John Doe's? How were you notified if yes. (showing my rube here, i dont know how subpoenas work in USA)
It's all narcissistic self-deprecation. The only one who gets to insult me is me, and always with a self-compliment neatly placed in there. His latest one is saying that him and Niki aren't very good at tennis... but they're gonna be the best trash talkers in all of Milwaukee!
They were a one night stand, and she "stuck around". He's really quite disrespectful when talking about this, saying her apartment was shitty, how she was a weird chick who was an easy lay the first night, things like that.
In reality he's had sex with two women. The first one left him and raised his daughter with Jon, another slut let him plow her, and he found a way to dig his claws into her and her family's money.
Yeah I don't know or care about "Jewish admaxing" but she's a former school psychologist with a very distant relationship to Patrick. He never visits or mentions his parents unless he's trying to get victim points by saying they were swatted.
He started by doing comedy at sci-fi conventions, where the audience is happier to laugh at anything that passes as a punchline.
So he took his "talents" to the Milwaukee/Madison open mic scene, which is not the most competitive place, but got swallowed up. People started uninviting him to shows (that he'd find out were still happening on twitter), and there's one "Roast of Milwaukee" video where you can hear the contempt the other comics have for him. As some perpetually online angryboy which no punchlines.
He'd also submit horribly wordy political jokes to r/standupshots and then fight with other comics who said he wasn't funny.
I wouldn't worry about that first question. Basically all the John Does found out when the lolsuit was dropped. There also wasn't 60 John Does because some people were doubled and tripled up... I think Dan is like 3 of them for instance.
The problem was it really wasn't a comprehensive, detailed list of his top harassers with evidence. Most of it boiled down to a few days when In the Black released and people were leaving bad reviews and/or discussing the bad reviews being left.
For most of the posters sued, the crux of the argument boiled down to him arguing the following: my new novel is amazing by every possible standard, therefore anyone leaving a bad review is committing defamation because they know it's fantastic but are deliberately saying it's bad to hurt me. His books are so good that anyone calling them bad must be lying, now give me $50,000 apiece.
He finally cleaned off his mirrorWelcome! what took you so long?
Where do you find the strength to make such a long fucking post? Are you already 3 deep into the wine spritzers?It's all narcissistic self-deprecation. The only one who gets to insult me is me, and always with a self-compliment neatly placed in there. His latest one is saying that him and Niki aren't very good at tennis... but they're gonna be the best trash talkers in all of Milwaukee!
They were a one night stand, and she "stuck around". He's really quite disrespectful when talking about this, saying her apartment was shitty, how she was a weird chick who was an easy lay the first night, things like that.
In reality he's had sex with two women. The first one left him and raised his daughter with Jon, another slut let him plow her, and he found a way to dig his claws into her and her family's money.
Yeah I don't know or care about "Jewish admaxing" but she's a former school psychologist with a very distant relationship to Patrick. He never visits or mentions his parents unless he's trying to get victim points by saying they were swatted.
He started by doing comedy at sci-fi conventions, where the audience is happier to laugh at anything that passes as a punchline.
So he took his "talents" to the Milwaukee/Madison open mic scene, which is not the most competitive place, but got swallowed up. People started uninviting him to shows (that he'd find out were still happening on twitter), and there's one "Roast of Milwaukee" video where you can hear the contempt the other comics have for him. As some perpetually online angryboy which no punchlines.
He'd also submit horribly wordy political jokes to r/standupshots and then fight with other comics who said he wasn't funny.
I wouldn't worry about that first question. Basically all the John Does found out when the lolsuit was dropped. There also wasn't 60 John Does because some people were doubled and tripled up... I think Dan is like 3 of them for instance.
The problem was it really wasn't a comprehensive, detailed list of his top harassers with evidence. Most of it boiled down to a few days when In the Black released and people were leaving bad reviews and/or discussing the bad reviews being left.
For most of the posters sued, the crux of the argument boiled down to him arguing the following: my new novel is amazing by every possible standard, therefore anyone leaving a bad review is committing defamation because they know it's fantastic but are deliberately saying it's bad to hurt me. His books are so good that anyone calling them bad must be lying, now give me $50,000 apiece.
More like US nig economy classYou're in the US "gig-economy class," collecting envelopes for your parents and begging for subs on Youtube.
(as we'd say in UK)Where do you find the strength to make such a long fucking post? Are you already 3 deep into the wine spritzers?
Upload the stream I have you as a guest on your channel (you haven't, I checked..I'll show you how to check) or even a snippet of just you talking. I will copyright strike it, and it will stick for 90 days (after you watch some intro to copyright video).I rarely do showprep for much bigger peoples shows... do you think I'm gonna bother with this?
C'mon now. You've got a tiny meaningless channel, I doubt I'd bother with this for one of the bigger guys I go on with - I ain't wasting time for you.
Make of that what you will... I just do my thing
Where do you find the strength to make such a long fucking post? Are you already 3 deep into the wine spritzers?
You’re drunk."lol u posted 2 much" is the lamest and most pointless level of discourse
why are you doing this??Upload the stream I have you as a guest on your channel (you haven't, I checked..I'll show you how to check) or even a snippet of just you talking. I will copyright strike it, and it will stick for 90 days (after you watch some intro to copyright video).
You cannot do that to me.
Your first lesson on digital content creation.
You are a bald faced liar. You have no channel.
I dont want or need your forgiveness. I did nothing. You're the liar.why are you doing this??
I already said you're forgiven & I wasn't really wasn't gonna mess with you.
But this is your last warning, I don't play. If push things beyond the event horizon, then there's no coming back... right now I don't mind you, I think you're being silly but I'm still smiling.
Patrice called it 'woof tickets' (a hood thing), but it meant both people could walk away with dignity intact. Have a good think about that.
I doubt you'll find a more reasonable person than me, but there's a yin & yang to that... let's keep it on the reasonable side, pal.
You’re drunk.
Shut the fuck up, you babbling zilch.Upload the stream I have you as a guest on your channel (you haven't, I checked..I'll show you how to check) or even a snippet of just you talking. I will copyright strike it, and it will stick for 90 days (after you watch some intro to copyright video).
We can do whatever we want to you.You cannot do that to me.
You have less subs than Drew.Your first lesson on digital content creation.
Lyin Liban calling the pot a nigger.You are a bald faced liar. You have no channel.
If I had any shame or self esteem that would’ve been a sick burn.If I was drunk I'd probably say something like "that's rich coming from the guy who leaves 350 comments on a 90-minute NPS stream hoping Dan will feature them on screen" but I don't daydrink.
Sassy, acid tongued response to the BubsterIf I was drunk I'd probably say something like "that's rich coming from the guy who leaves 350 comments on a 90-minute NPS stream hoping Dan will feature them on screen" but I don't daydrink.
Than why are you replying and seeking validation?I dont want or need your forgiveness.
That's for sure.I did nothing
Boq said to himself.. You're the liar.
You again.You made empty threats (copyright striking my content),
Nobody fawkin cares.that only exposed your lack of basic knowledge on how copyright works...which made me question whether you ever made content in a digital format before...and you proved my suspicion when you came up with nonsense to not show a screenshot of your channel's subs.
You again.You're eww and dishonorable.
Nobody cares.I forgive you, but I dont respect u anymore. Wallahi.
Everybody posts your DMs, you self-obsessed Somali faggot. That's not a threat lol.Dont dm me again, or I will post them.
since none is true, bothersome and/or matters... you can take it.I dont want or need your forgiveness. I did nothing. You're the liar.
You made empty threats (copyright striking my content), that only exposed your lack of basic knowledge on how copyright works...which made me question whether you ever made content in a digital format before...and you proved my suspicion when you came up with nonsense to not show a screenshot of your channel's subs.
You're eww and dishonorable. I forgive you, but I dont respect u anymore. Wallahi. Dont dm me again, or I will post them.
YOU HAVE NO CHANNEL. YOU DONT MAKE CONTENT.
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