It always puzzles me how this is all really happening

[FurBurger]

He's not unemployed, he's an insurance salesman.

The rest stands.

 

[guest]

WI people are an odd mix. There’s a good amount of fat people obviously, but many of them are outdoorsman and are pretty active. They almost all have a sense of humor about it too. Rick is nothing like a Wisconsinite which is why he moved from his original town. He thinks he lives in “the big city” but really he’s just an embarrassment to the rest of the state. Doesn’t hunt, doesn’t fish, doesn’t restore cars, doesn’t do anything. Oh, and no atalker, he’s the same size if not bigger than any other Wisconsinite. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

Plus this rube travelled enough times out of Wisconsin to recognize his fat, outlier status.

There is definitely something 'performaTive' to all this...not buying that this is just organic. Glad I ain't alone. Anyway, Im getting bored of this trainwreck. Either I see beyond the horizon; or I pass on ground hog day.

toodles peeps.

 

[guest]

I'm still not totally convinced that Patrick isn't some elaborate Andy Kaufman-esque long con bit. It's just unfathomable that anyone can be this dumb and easy to wind up for lols.

I genuinely think he and Space Edge are in on a bit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I honestly believe that because he's not in a wheelchair/motorised scooter with an oxygen tank is why he claims he's not fat. He's such a white trash rube surrounded by Wisconsin fatness that he thinks he looks normal because that's all he sees. To him you're only fat if you're rendered immobile by your fatness. To regular people those types are carnival attractions and slobs like Patrick are good old-fashioned fatshits.

Definitely this. Pat is a suicide level situation for most of L.A. but presumably in Milwaukee he’s merely husky or “well built.”

 

[RoTheHo69]

I genuinely think he and Space Edge are in on a bit.

Kaufmanesque

Do da bit

 

[guest]

I genuinely think he and Space Edge are in on a bit.

Now let me totally blow your mind...

Patrick is Space Edge. Space Edge is Patrick.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Plus this rube travelled enough times out of Wisconsin to recognize his fat, outlier status.

There is definitely something 'performaTive' to all this...not buying that this is just organic. Glad I ain't alone. Anyway, Im getting bored of this trainwreck. Either I see beyond the horizon; or I pass on ground hog day.

toodles peeps.

Patrick is the bit. His progression of impotent responses is natural, given how damaged and retarded he is.
Tomlinson's Razor: Patrick being a pants-shitting retard is significantly more likely than Patrick being a pants-shitting comic genius.

 

[guest]

I've been making my way through the Chris Chan doc and in reading some of the comments, this one struck me immediately in how similar Patrick is to Chris.

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I mean you're not wrong, but at the end of the day Chris Chan was still driven into fucking his elderly mother, soooo.....

 

[guest]

Anyway, Im getting bored of this trainwreck. Either I see beyond the horizon; or I pass on ground hog day.

toodles peeps.

Just chill out for a while. I feel the same way a lot. Rick gets boring and I think about just fawking leaving it alone. Then something happens that's funny and it's like Godfather 3. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

 

[guest]

Just chill out for a while. I feel the same way a lot. Rick gets boring and I think about just fawking leaving it alone. Then something happens that's funny and it's like Godfather 3. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

I think that all of us go by this mentality, so he's pretty much being constantly attacked in waves of trolls, and he still feels the need to answer every text message and tweet with the same six responses.

Like it starts out funny, and then we run it into the ground and it's not funny anymore, then it rises from the ashes even funnier like some kind of phoenix of lulz.