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Isn't it insane that Kars4Kids literally tricked people into giving cars to jews?

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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I used to work with this guy who dealt shitty pot on the side, then he got really really really addicted to Xanax and started popping them like tic-tacs. He's dead now. Anyway in slang terms, his pot was considered "mid", while individual pills of Xanax were called "bars". One day he's Xannied out of his mind trying to talk us into buying ozes off him so he'd have more Xanax money, he goes to bother someone else and another co-worker spits out "1-877-Bars-4-Mids" and I had one of those laughter fits like Patrice had during the Up/Down game. Like I pictured the guy buying advertising space and making a commercial where he tells everyone he'll trade his mid weed for Xanax in that sing-songy jingle. Ooh man, this might be one of those stories that's only funny to Jenna.
 
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I hate the grocery store checkout donation prompts, they use to say what charity it was, now at check out it says generic shit like homelessness or just hunger. I might as well give it to a bum directly, not that I am gonna donate.
I refuse to give to any checkout charity. Was just at the store using a self-checkout and the kid monitoring that section walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to buy a card pre-printed with a dollar amount for some charity. Told him no, I’m not adding to their tax write off. That’s all it is, a huge corporate write off. And they can boast “X company donated $XX million to charity this year.”

Official charities are scams anyhow. I’d rather give a $20 to a Nigga on the street for his booze, crack, fent than some dumb broad CEO.
 
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They used a bunch of goy kids in the commercial, except for the violinist who's obviously a christ-killer, to make people donate their cars to jews. This crime is up there with the Gaza genocide and opioid crisis in my opinion.


In 2017, Minnesota Attorney General Lori Swanson conducted a compliance review and submitted a 300-page report to the Internal Revenue Service. The report found that 44% of funds raised by Kars4Kids went to program expenses, and most of that money had gone to its sister organization Oorah, whose concentration in New York and New Jersey meant only one Minnesota child was believed to have benefited from one of its programs in the years 2012–2014. The report also mentioned the charity had lost money in real estate investments in the financial crisis of 2008 and may have been a victim of losses from a Ponzi scheme.[45]
Jews getting Jewed out of their ill gotten gains by smarter Jews.
 

Uncle Floyd

СМЕРть Шпионам
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I hate the grocery store checkout donation prompts, they use to say what charity it was, now at check out it says generic shit like homelessness or just hunger. I might as well give it to a bum directly, not that I am gonna donate.
Apparently the store has already made a donation to the charity in advance. You're just refilling their coffers.
 

Udders

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It's not just cars either, I hear the jingles all day long on radio commercials and there's a tag at the end saying something to the effect of "Now accepting donations of land, homes, automobiles, and real estate." So they're raping people of much more than kars these days.
 
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It's not just cars either, I hear the jingles all day long on radio commercials and there's a tag at the end saying something to the effect of "Now accepting donations of land, homes, automobiles, and real estate." So they're raping people of much more than kars these days.
Imagine being a braindead boomer - braindead but good-intended - and thinking you'd donate your assets to underprivileged kids and go out thinking you're headed to heaven. Only to just pay off Schlomo's apartment in the city.
 

Ladynyahh

Big Jewish tits
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It's not just cars either, I hear the jingles all day long on radio commercials and there's a tag at the end saying something to the effect of "Now accepting donations of land, homes, automobiles, and real estate." So they're raping people of much more than kars these days.
It's a catchy jingle. You have to hand it to them, they smart
 

NigelCumia

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Imagine being a braindead boomer - braindead but good-intended - and thinking you'd donate your assets to underprivileged kids and go out thinking you're headed to heaven. Only to just pay off Schlomo's apartment in the city.
I think it's a double scam on the government. They give you a nice appraisal and you get a tax write-off greater than what you'd actually sell it for.
 

Suetonius

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If you donate to charities at the checkout you’re an easily pressured rube lol. Do you think the underpaid teenage cashier is judging you for not donating a dollar? He wouldn’t either. Those fruity vapes aren’t cheap ya know…
 
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