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Isn't it funny that Patrick hasn't mentioned the bombing once in all this?

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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Pat is so stupid. He thinks as long as one of his predictions happens at some point ( even if its 10 years from now) He will get his "I told you so" that he lives for. Like when he says trump will go to prison. He hasnt yet but pat is clinging to that prediction with all his retarded might. He wants so bad to have called that. Even if he gets locked up for tax evasion pat will still victory lap even though he wants it to be "treason". Most threats about prison or FBI would have seen some kind of results by now. Him screaming they dont help him for 3 1/2 years proves they tossed his reports in the circular file and laughed about him. Im sure they are still joking about Monday morning.
And all signed up for accounts here. They're waiting for KF accounts.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I have a feeling the pepperoni incident was a landmark.
Not so much the bit, but if this was the first time he got a police visit I think that prompted some awkward discussions at the hovel.
It had now spilled over from online to IRL and this is where Niki and others probably pleaded to drop it.
Rick decided to double down and years later we are at this point. He now has a shittier relationship, his books don't sell, he doesn't have a publisher or agent anymore, he owes a lot of money and has burnt a lot of bridges.
Rick is living a sunk cost fallacy and the time of the pepperoni is when he decided to commit his stack. This is why he cannot let that go.
There aren't any cards left in the deck to save him and he won't fold so all he has left is to bluff.
They wrent there for a pepperoni prank. Pat just painted it that way because he is embarrassed that his neighbors called the cawps when he was throwing a tantrum at 1030 at night. Since we didnt have the case number pat could create the narrative and we were left guessing. Once we got the case# it showed they were never there to raid his pepperoni dungeon.

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Oogie Farts 1488

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weird how the first one he mentioned was the hooligans fire... you'd think a terroristic threat against a hotel convention center would be a better one to get their attention with.
 
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They wrent there for a pepperoni prank. Pat just painted it that way because he is embarrassed that his neighbors called the cawps when he was throwing a tantrum at 1030 at night. Since we didnt have the case number pat could create the narrative and we were left guessing. Once we got the case# it showed they were never there to raid his pepperoni dungeon.

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hmm maybe thats why he keeps doing the bit. He has to solidify that he was swatted for charcuterie related charges. As wild as it sounds, when he starts babbling about grinding niglets into sausage, people are gonna listen
Its also more creative than he could ever be. Ol' Plagiarizing pat at it again.

Give it a few more years and all his references on twitter will be to bits from here and not star trek/star wars
 

stealthygeek

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It's worth posting the audio of that phone call if you have it to hand because I remember clearly - that black woman you spoke to very much had a 'wtf, who the hell is saying there was a bomb threat. Give me their name' kind of tone. You could tell she wanted more info because she was shocked by it. She also confirmed she was working the entire time that con was going on.

Fat retard thinks he can just lie to his heart's content. It'll all catch up to you one day soon, piggy boy. Your time runs low.

(towards the bottom of the page, 2:26 runtime)
 
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