Is Turk February dead?

[Turk February]

Oh I think I know how. A guy asked me for cigarettes and I told him through the door. "Sure just turn around. My apartment is a mess and I'm embarrassed"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My question is how do they know? My door is always locked and closed.

Maybe they're Nicer Podcast, Stupid subscribers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh I think I know how. A guy asked me for cigarettes and I told him through the door. "Sure just turn around. My apartment is a mess and I'm embarrassed"

You should've said "What have you ever done for me?"

 

[Turk February]

Maybe they're Nicer Podcast, Stupid subscribers.

It is a very popular podcast. Particularly with the Nigerian diaspora.

 

[Turk February]

You should've said "What have you ever done for me?"

The truth is I'm like almost pathologically nice irl. My entire life is about compassion and love even though I'm super right wing libertarian. I asked "how many do you need " through the door. I didn't say fuck off which I was thinking.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

The truth is I'm like almost pathologically nice irl. My entire life is about compassion and love even though I'm super right wing libertarian. I asked "how many do you need " through the door. I didn't say fuck off which I was thinking.

Can you change your name to theghostofturkfebruary, spirit?

 

[Turk February]

Can you change your name to peetheghostofturkfebruary, spirit?

Not until after Eurovision. I want to see Albania play in Basel before I kill myself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Not until after Eurovision. I want to see Albania play in Basel before I kill myself.

If you killed yourself you'd just be robbing yourself of all future Albaniamania.

 

[Turk February]

If you killed yourself you'd just be robbing yourself of all future Albaniamania.

Well I wanna see Estonia too.

 

[Turk February]

This is the nightmare of my life. I want to die but there's always more Eurovision. What the fuck is up with that? I want to watch Poland fail. I wanted to see Finland win until they fucked the dog. I wanna see Albania and Estonia. And after May I'll wait for it all over again.

 

[BUBBLER]

I was in the nut hut a few times. It's not so bad. It can actually feel pretty nice compared to the outside world.

Is that why Danny's always checking himself in? @BenDovid

 

[BUBBLER]

My question is how do they know? My door is always locked and closed.

They probably tune into NicerPS

 

[UnPRePared]

This is the nightmare of my life. I want to die but there's always more Eurovision. What the fuck is up with that? I want to watch Poland fail. I wanted to see Finland win until they fucked the dog. I wanna see Albania and Estonia. And after May I'll wait for it all over again.

You and your FUCKING Eurovision.

You're like those old cunts who can't die because they're afraid to miss the next Coronation Street.