Last I saw of his weights they were in the top room of the half-hovel. Also deadlift is one word, you dimwit.
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Oh, my, sweet, summer, baby, infant, child. You should have just taken out a PPP loan and bought this.He doesn't have a deadlifting platform and has 300 pounds of total weight in a 120 year old house attic.
I've built a simple platform for about $50 before. Plywood and horse stall mats. I suggest you just use wood screws though because trying to move that thing is a pain in the ass and its easier to just be able to unscrew the mat to move it. The 3/4 inch horse stall mat fits perfectly with the plywood. Also use osb for the base.
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4 plates? Only meatloaf.I hope he attempts a 4 plate, grip fails and it sends the barbell through the floor.
He doesn't have a deadlifting platform and has 300 pounds of total weight in a 120 year old house attic.
I've built a simple platform for about $50 before. Plywood and horse stall mats. I suggest you just use wood screws though because trying to move that thing is a pain in the ass and its easier to just be able to unscrew the mat to move it. The 3/4 inch horse stall mat fits perfectly with the plywood. Also use osb for the base.
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I'm going to bust his cheeks, and then split his wig. In that order. Non-negotiable, son.He wants you to know that he is training for the eventual real-life confrontation with you cyberterrorist stalkers. Your lives are approaching their ends
Bzz. Wrong again, stlaker. It was his fingernails. Pat wins again, folks.Didn't PorkRick throw his back out clipping his toenails? Big Nik found him on the bathroom floor? He'll probably end up a quadriplegic while attempting to deadlift 135, inshallah.
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