Is there any way this movie isn't going to be total shit

[guest]

Keanu's sequel-ography

* Matrix Reloaded (some good fight sequences but unnecessary story that goes nowhere)
* Matrix Revoutions (no good fight sequences, and a really cringe rave scene)
* John Wick 2 - Can't remember anything about it
* John Wick 3 - Was like watching someone play Max Payne. BORING
* Bill & Ted 3 - One of the worst pieces of shit sequels I've ever seen.

He hasn't made a good sequel since Bill & Ted's Bogus Adventure

I switched off Bill and Ted 3 10 minutes in. Fell asleep watching John Wick 2, didn't bother with 3. Never saw the 2 faggot Matrix sequels. Bogus Journey was great though.

 

[Chapel]

John Wick 2 the movie that had no plot other or point other than to try and create a franchise. Worse than capeshite

 

[FranksWirecutters]

It's just the one "sister" who's directing it. Not sure why the other isn't involved.

#BraveAndBeautiful

Maybe it hung itself?

 

[Phish]

Hopefully theres lots of diversity and inclusitivioty in it. I want a cast of 99.99% street shitters, purple hairs he/shes, nigs and A-rabs.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Keanu's sequel-ography


* Matrix Revoutions (no good fight sequences, and a really cringe rave scene)

this made me physically recoil in disgust

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[LiberalPussy]

Where we at with ghost in the shell

Not the live action old lady one

Major Motoko has a nice dumper.

 

[analeggsalad]

The first matrix film was great fun for a big mainstream film. The sequels were meh.

I watched all three again maybe 5 years ago and I can still only really remember the first.

All I remember of the sequels are

-interracial rave/orgy scenes
-hilarious bald albino anglos with dreads
-KFC guy in a room full of chaturbate streams saying "ergo" without irony like a queer
-NEO dancing around a tetherball/stripper pole to kick Agent Smith clones

yup that's about it

I mildly look forward to this to see how blatantly the butthurt trannies use it as a vehicle for their (literally) Gay Jewish Agenda. They're just gonna keep doing Santa Inc. level stuff to the point where even the upcoming majority of 89 IQ spics will start to hate them

 

[analeggsalad]

this made me physically recoil in disgust




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back when I first saw this the only thing I knew about jews were big noses and chasing pennies jokes. I think that's how most viewed it. Times have changed, Mrs Wychowskis

 

[TomFromNawlins]

The original was good, but I never thought it was something deep or intellectual. The second was OK and the third sucked dick. I’m assuming the trend line will continue to point downward.

The first is a good sign-of-the-times movie. It’s one of the four disaffected corporate white male movies that came out around the same time. If I want to relive it I’ll just watch that one.