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Is there another movie scene as unintentionally creepy as this?

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DMAN said:
"Unintentionally" creepy? Did you think this was a depiction of everyday life at the time?

Also, half of them midgets didn't even speak English, just like Wonka's orange nobs. So they couldn't mouth the words, and that's why all of their dopey little voices are all dubbed.

In any event, what a great fucking movie. The DMAN of course watched it constantly on VHS and it's one of the few he can sit and appreciate. Wicked Witch was a top fucking heel of the territory with the greatest most badass entrance/exit in the business. Not to mention Judy Garland was adorable in that movie, just enjoyable looking at her cute little dopey face.

"I can't attend to you now here as I'd like" is the greatest threat."I CAN CAUSE ACCIDENTS TOO."

Linda the "good" witch was a hateable piece of shit, She wasn't even pretty to The DMAN.
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I remember like every commercial from '89 or '90 or whenever my parents taped The Wizard of Oz because I'd watch it all the time. Especially the one where the little kid drops her painting she did at school in a puddle and she gives it to her mom all bummed out so the mom makes her Campbell's chicken noodle soup and the "a warm hug from Campbell's... mmm mmm good" jingle plays. The NutraSweet one pops into my head randomly to this day because it sounded like it was sung by Billy Crystal's stupid jazz man. "Why does it taste so good? Why does it taste so good? I'm tellin you why. NutraSweet is whyyy. Why does it taste so good?"

Angela Lansbury presented the movie and in some of the commercial breaks there would be parts of a little behind the scenes featurette where she'd talk about the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion's makeup fucking them up horribly.

Also, Glinda the Good Witch sucked. My mom had a serious hate on for her because of her stupid voice. I have a cousin who looks almost exactly like her
 
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Turk February said:
Oldboy is probably my favorite movie but when he pulls the guys tooth out with a hammer I kind of just look down at my socks. It's way too much.
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I used to get this marinated seafood mix shit that I'd put in different salads or I'd just snack on it right out of the jar. One time I bit into a cuttlefish and hit something hard as fuck, looked at it and the thing still had the fucking beak attached. Looked like a little parrot beak. I've been afraid of that stuff ever since and I have to look away from the part where he eats the live squid because it reminds me of that.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I used to get this marinated seafood mix shit that I'd put in different salads or I'd just snack on it right out of the jar. One time I bit into a cuttlefish and hit something hard as fuck, looked at it and the thing still had the fucking beak attached. Looked like a little parrot beak. I've been afraid of that stuff ever since and I have to look away from the part where he eats the live squid because it reminds me of that.
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You'd fucking die if you tried canned sprats. You can put them on anything and they're amazing. (Will now be killed for mentioning them again)
 
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I used to love canned oysters until one time they gave me food poisoning and I spent 3 days doing nothing but shitting and vomiting. Like literally nothing else.
 
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DeadWithoutMyDavid said:
You ever watch it with fawken Dark Side of the Moon?

I heard the midgets were from all over the country and off camera it was all boozefests and orgies. I'd love to party with a thousand midgets.
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I used to be friends with a midget in Brantford. He drank so much I was amazed. Would also need hand braces often. That's the whole story.
 
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DeadWithoutMyDavid said:
You ever watch it with fawken Dark Side of the Moon?

I heard the midgets were from all over the country and off camera it was all boozefests and orgies cause they'd never been around other midgets before. I'd love to party with a thousand midgets.
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I watched some reality show about midgets with my ex, they have conventions in hotels that are totally just midget fuckfests. My parents tell a story about a time they were at some fancy hotel for my mom's work Christmas party and there was a midget convention going on at the same time. It was the 80s so people were openly making elf jokes and being like "did you see all the midgets scurrying around in the lobby or am I just going fucking crazy?"
 
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