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Is there an addictive chemical in those PRIME drinks?

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Keppi Keto raspberry lemonade, My bad brotherman I thought I posted it
Thanks homey. May give it a go. Its been like 95+ degrees lately and were installing a sprinkler system in a giant building with no a/c, no fans or anything so all the heat is just trapped inside. Killing me. Just pouring sweat from 6:00am til 4:30 every damn day. Been going through 12-15 bottles of water a day on top of a couple gatorades. Drinking so much water, i end up just throwing it up. Need something more hydrating so i dont need to drink so much liquid. Shit sounds like its just what i need.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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Next time I see a bottle I'll read the ingredients & tell you (or send a pic) but I fucking hate the idea of Logan Paul, etc. using their platforms to dumb kids to hype sell (what I assume to be) overpriced shite.

The day it came out there where ques of tweens blocking the shop I was going to, getting all exited for a bottle of flavoured water, fuck Logan Paul & his scams aimed at retarded children.
 

Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams

I like to play with my ding-a-ling
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Thanks homey. May give it a go. Its been like 95+ degrees lately and were installing a sprinkler system in a giant building with no a/c, no fans or anything so all the heat is just trapped inside. Killing me. Just pouring sweat from 6:00am til 4:30 every damn day. Been going through 12-15 bottles of water a day on top of a couple gatorades. Drinking so much water, i end up just throwing it up. Need something more hydrating so i dont need to drink so much liquid. Shit sounds like its just what i need.

I think it will help brotherman. Its been 117 here and started in on this shit a few weeks ago and been going like “ hey the temp must have shifted” and I look at the thermometer and it says 112 yet I don’t feel like shit
 

iBangedQuasi

Dougie is a mentally ill Ashkenazi, ignore him
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NECRO THREAD.
I went grocery shopping like a fag and saw the ice pop flavor and was reminded of this thread. The hydration ice pop drink tastes just like an actual ice pop. I also bought the small energy drink ice pop flavor. Tastes like carbonated ass.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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I had a strawberry banana one a few days ago and it legit almost made me puke. I didn't finish it. It was impossibly sweet and it tasted exactly like bubblegum. Not strawberry banana.
 
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Alani's are pretty good, taste way better than red bull or monster or the others and it actually energizes me.
 
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