Is there an addictive chemical in those PRIME drinks?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm mostly a water drinker. I'm not big on Kool Aid type fake fruity shit, but I can't get enough of those fucking ice pop Prime things and I don't really get why. Logan Paul got me consoooomin'.

 

[Voscabulary]

you drinking prime is somehow more despicable than your abundant alcohol consumption

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

you drinking prime is somehow more despicable than your abundant alcohol consumption

It tastes just like a fuckin ice pop

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also like that it says "hydration drink" on the label so you know it's a drink that hydrates you.

 

[IanHalperin]

Wait till you hear about chef Adam Libby's Prime recipe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wait till you hear about chef Adam Libby's Prime recipe.

And I think I'm cured. Thank you for ruining Prime hydration drink for me.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

They’re tasty

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Wait till you hear about chef Adam Libby's Prime recipe.

P-p-p… p-p-pwwwwaiiiiim

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

They have a ton of caffeine. Canada is banning them so you better stock up now, Abe.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I am a sucker for gatorade drinks, so I have been avoiding them like the plague.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

you drinking prime is somehow more despicable than your abundant alcohol consumption

and your abundant semen consumption

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They have a ton of caffeine. Canada is banning them so you better stock up now, Abe.

FUCK. CAN I HAVE ONE FUCKING THING I ENJOY IN THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE?? THEY TAKE MY MENTHOL SMOKES, THEY TAKE MY FUCKING PRIME, THEY MOVE IN A BUNCH OF FUCKING CAVE PEOPLE WHO SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

FUCK. CAN I HAVE ONE FUCKING THING I ENJOY IN THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE?? THEY TAKE MY MENTHOL SMOKES, THEY TAKE MY FUCKING PRIME, THEY MOVE IN A BUNCH OF FUCKING CAVE PEOPLE WHO SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE.

You could probably ship them through amazon still

 

[Jenna]

I tried the ice pop flavor and didn't really like it, tastes like a shittier version of Body Armor.

 

[Turk February]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda sits alone in an unlit half basement, drinking Prime, searching "best pranks" and "skateboard fails" on YouTube. Sleeps 3 hours a night. Silences his inner monologue with Playboi Carti.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Cum

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I tried the ice pop flavor and didn't really like it, tastes like a shittier version of Body Armor.

Try the one in the white bottle, Meta Moon. It doesn’t really taste like anything specific, just generic fruit. It drink pretty good

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I know I would love the melon one. Artificial melon flavor kicks ass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know I would love the melon one. Artificial melon flavor kicks ass.

Artificial melon flavor does kick ass. It's the best Jolly Rancher.

 

[Jizz]

How many calories do these thing have brotherman?