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Is the Earth flat?

Is the Earth Flat


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chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Has anyone here ever looked through a telescope?

Notice any planets that aren't spherical?

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Child..

11 people use this account
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To quote the Smashing Pumpkins: The wooorld is a landmine.
To quote me:

Your mum cheated on dad via casual sex w other men...pork + booze + dog hairs on couch + pdf projection + poor cuisine

You are 40+ and doing this. Your parents are long divorced. Their cheap wedding vows cucked by the most mundane real life circumstances.

Want me to continue? I got you sassters pegged to the letter. Alcoholism.
 

Child..

11 people use this account
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Gee, I assume Boom-Boom was the Kyle to your Patrick. Is that why you're acting out like this? You're among friends here.

I feel bad...patrick tomlinson is all you have as a reference, aside from the odd movie buff "x ruled, y blows" nonsense. Imagine this being your digital footprint. "movie x ruled"...(while having DNA of 30 different blokes besides his dad in him).

Watch all the suicidal crackheads and methsters show up and clog my notification icon.
 
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