Is that so?

[guest]

He's bragging about having Bluetooth and a USB port.

Everything he's bragging about is basically standard features in any car made in the past 6 years or so. That piece of shit is going to nickle and dime him into more poverty because his credit is terrible, he has a judgement debt on him, and he's a fat pauper. His only hope is if Mama Raven or Mama Robinson buy a car for him in their name. He's 42 years old and this is his life. He's a crippling failure.

Edit: He's bragging about a USB port for charging when 95% of his trips are a couple miles to Hooligans and back.

 

[BudDickman]

It just occurred to me that his stereo system is gonna be reading cyberstalker messages to him. He's gonna try to copy-and-paste while driving and get into an accident.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

these were cool until your phone was able to do everything and more

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Sink Inspector]

he barely drives that shit, can't wait for the Automanic piece though

 

[guest]

these were cool until your phone was able to do everything and more

Most of the "features" he lists are because he can interface his phone to the radio (Android Auto or Apple Car Play depending on your phone). He thinks he's special because that old V6 rust bucket has a $500 stereo.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

he barely drives that shit, can't wait for the Automanic piece though

" Stereos nowadays are far ,far, more complicated. What you want to do is find the deck you want on the BestBuy website. Purchase the item and schedule an installment date. Wait an hour, and just like that you will transported into 2012 with NAV. I can even use my phone OMG!!! Technology slaps."

 

[guest]

For the love of God how does he make money.

Seriously. Where the fuck is my DEBTOR'S EXAM?? FUCK

 

[TorqueWheeler]

For the love of God how does he make money.

Probably on three credit cards with only 248 easy payments at 18%, child.

Nice miniature screen in a location where you can't naturally look at it while driving, Pat. Cool as fuck.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I bet an auditor would find all kinds of shady shit they are doing to bilk the city out of money.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Probably on three credit cards with only 248 easy payments at 18%, child.

Nice miniature screen in a location where you can't naturally look at it while driving, Pat. Cool as fuck.

You can only hope it leads to him having an "at fault" ( it means it was your fault pat) accident where it totals out that shiny turd.

 

[Tortfeasor]

This is the dashboard of a poor retard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No it wont.

 

[guest]

Some nigger's going to sell that for a 20 piece in a week or two and he'll blame Owen.

 

[Guyincognito]

Nice 5 speed pussy

 

[bovinebrain]

He definitely made sure to angle the camera just perfectly to get the shifter in there. "I drive a manual, everyone! I'm an actual tough guy!"

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

For the love of God how does he make money.

I don't know how he makes it, but his lifestyle is a little easier to understand when you realize that he has no savings or retirement funds. He literally spends every dollar he makes. If he wasn't going to die in the next 5-10 years from a massive coronary, he'd be screwed down the line.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I wonder how fast the novelty of a Z-List comedian impersonating Jim Florentine telling you "In a quarter mile, turn left!" wears off.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is going to have something like spock or scotty be his WAZE voice. He will make a "tee hee it says Turn left and prosper" type tweet about it to harvest the 23 likes it will generate.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

For the love of God how does he make money.

With skill and enthusiasm, little baby infant Nazi atalker incel chud child. Coop and sieve, or whatever the hips kids say.