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If big Jay had a dollar for every racist joke he's told
He'd get robbed by a black guy!
He'd get robbed by a black guy!

There was a while where Jay would whine on the Bonfire that all the black people at Sirius XM were super friendly to Dan Soder and cold to him and it was pissing him off. He eventually had some old black woman with a show come in so he could confront her about it. It was awkward as fuck because she bluntly, honestly laid out every reason why and he couldn't grasp it. Basically boiled down to "You dress weird. You say weird shit. Dan's a nice guy. I've talked to Dan. I know Dan. I don't know you. You're a weird looking stranger. You getting offended about it at all and doing this is really fucking gay and makes me like you even less."If big Jay had a dollar for every racist joke he's told
He'd get robbed by a black guy!![]()
Holy shit she does, can we get a paternity test?Lmao she looks like Dan Sobel here
This story is hilarious.There was a while where Jay would whine on the Bonfire that all the black people at Sirius XM were super friendly to Dan Soder and cold to him and it was pissing him off. He eventually had some old black woman with a show come in so he could confront her about it. It was awkward as fuck because she bluntly, honestly laid out every reason why and he couldn't grasp it. Basically boiled down to "You dress weird. You say weird shit. Dan's a nice guy. I've talked to Dan. I know Dan. I don't know you. You're a weird looking stranger. You getting offended about it at all and doing this is really fucking gay and makes me like you even less."
She ended it by saying that maybe she is being unfair so she'll check out his stand up and his podcasts so she can actually form an opinion and he was immediately like "Well, no... Maybe don't do that..." Also, as he was crying "why don't you like me?" at this lady, he started making fun of her "Erycka Badu head-wrap" after she mentioned his retarded clothes and hair which pissed her off. "I dress stupid? Well you dress LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER! HAHAHA LOVE ME PLEASE"
She was dating a black guy last I heard.
Those eyebrows sure are something
She's still doing the Groucho Marx eyebrows because Jay gets them done the same way lol. Her mom is a lawyer and probably tried to talk her into law school and Jay was probably like "You should be an esthetician so I don't have to keep paying Asians to pluck my sasquatch eyebrows, dye my Guy Fieri hair and paint my nails to match my bracelets and shave my Armenian girlfriend's shoulders every week."Paternity quite certain, she's unmistakeably Jay's offspring.
They're very 2016 tbh, no-one who's anyone is razoring and fleeking like that anymore.
Not advocating burkhas here, and I certainly don't wish to make womens' flesh taboo or state-controlled or anything (what do I care, it's not for my eyes), but: could these young hoochies not put just a few more clothes on when in a city square or a leafy suburban street? She's practically wearing a bikini top or hot pants in the evening-time as she weaves around tourists or residents. There's probably elderly people about.
A nice pashmina or Fleetwood shawl, a Sloane sweatshirt draped over the shoulders or a classy Mad Men midi skirt with loafers or flats or a three inch heel sends the right message, that you respect yourself and others, that you're going places as a woman with taste and decorum. Isabella wants to be a beautician and perhaps a business owner; shouldn't she curate her look for a wealthier strata of client, at least?
This said, begrudgingly I do really like her furry Spice World boots, they're camp and kicky and nostalgic. Again, they make her look childish and slutty, but at least there's a wink and a nudge for us to enjoy there.
Thats a lot of words to tell us you're a flamboyant homo.Paternity quite certain, she's unmistakeably Jay's offspring.
They're very 2016 tbh, no-one who's anyone is razoring and fleeking like that anymore.
Not advocating burkhas here, and I certainly don't wish to make womens' flesh taboo or state-controlled or anything (what do I care, it's not for my eyes), but: could these young hoochies not put just a few more clothes on when in a city square or a leafy suburban street? She's practically wearing a bikini top or hot pants in the evening-time as she weaves around tourists or residents. There's probably elderly people about.
A nice pashmina or Fleetwood shawl, a Sloane sweatshirt draped over the shoulders or a classy Mad Men midi skirt with loafers or flats or a three inch heel sends the right message, that you respect yourself and others, that you're going places as a woman with taste and decorum. Isabella wants to be a beautician and perhaps a business owner; shouldn't she curate her look for a wealthier strata of client, at least?
This said, begrudgingly I do really like her furry Spice World boots, they're camp and kicky and nostalgic. Again, they make her look childish and slutty, but at least there's a wink and a nudge for us to enjoy there.
Dan seems like an approachable guy and has a likable aura about him. I’ve seen Jay live before and while he was funny the way he dresses looks even more odd in person. It’s just jarring.There was a while where Jay would whine on the Bonfire that all the black people at Sirius XM were super friendly to Dan Soder and cold to him and it was pissing him off. He eventually had some old black woman with a show come in so he could confront her about it. It was awkward as fuck because she bluntly, honestly laid out every reason why and he couldn't grasp it. Basically boiled down to "You dress weird. You say weird shit. Dan's a nice guy. I've talked to Dan. I know Dan. I don't know you. You're a weird looking stranger. You getting offended about it at all and doing this is really fucking gay and makes me like you even less."
She ended it by saying that maybe she is being unfair so she'll check out his stand up and his podcasts so she can actually form an opinion and he was immediately like "Well, no... Maybe don't do that..." Also, as he was crying "why don't you like me?" at this lady, he started making fun of her "Erycka Badu head-wrap" after she mentioned his retarded clothes and hair which pissed her off. "I dress stupid? Well you dress LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER! HAHAHA LOVE ME PLEASE"
Carla is a lawyer? Damn, I didn’t know that. Is his divorce finalized yet? Last I heard Alex’s mom told Jay not to talk about it on LOS. He probably got fleeced.She's still doing the Groucho Marx eyebrows because Jay gets them done the same way lol. Her mom is a lawyer and probably tried to talk her into law school and Jay was probably like "You should be an esthetician so I don't have to keep paying Asians to pluck my sasquatch eyebrows, dye my Guy Fieri hair and paint my nails to match my bracelets and shave my Armenian girlfriend's shoulders every week."
Yeah she's an immigration lawyer I think. The divorce is finalized and I can't remember the details but he got fucked in the ass. I think it has to do with him never technically paying child support because they never properly divorced, had an agreement between the two of them and Jay didn't expect her to turn on the lawyer jets and squeeze what she could out of him when the kid turned 18. Like he owes her backpay or something even though he's given her and their daughter tons of financial support. He always made sure she had a nice vehicle to drive, paid for anything they needed even when she was with another guy who she has another kid with and he's still currently paying his daughter's rent. Carla always seemed cool on The Bonfire but the whole thing (that I'm basically just speculating about and I have no idea how anything works) has made me think she's kind of a greedy bitch. She used her lawyer magic to find a loop hole and exploited it to fuck him over when if she ever needed anything she just had to ask and he'd do it. Now he's grudgingly forced to pay her for no reason.Dan seems like an approachable guy and has a likable aura about him. I’ve seen Jay live before and while he was funny the way he dresses looks even more odd in person. It’s just jarring.
Carla is a lawyer? Damn, I didn’t know that. Is his divorce finalized yet? Last I heard Alex’s mom told Jay not to talk about it on LOS. He probably got fleeced.
She's still doing the Groucho Marx eyebrows because Jay gets them done the same way lol.
He should have finalized it when he was poor and not when he started to really make money. I can’t believe a 53 year old man with pink hair and nail polish would make such poor life decisions. Backpay is pretty ridiculous though. He just bought a house so I’m sure he’ll be fine.Yeah she's an immigration lawyer I think. The divorce is finalized and I can't remember the details but he got fucked in the ass. I think it has to do with him never technically paying child support because they never properly divorced, had an agreement between the two of them and Jay didn't expect her to turn on the lawyer jets and squeeze what she could out of him when the kid turned 18. Like he owes her backpay or something even though he's given her and their daughter tons of financial support. He always made sure she had a nice vehicle to drive, paid for anything they needed even when she was with another guy who she has another kid with and he's still currently paying his daughter's rent. Carla always seemed cool on The Bonfire but the whole thing (that I'm basically just speculating about and I have no idea how anything works) has made me think she's kind of a greedy bitch. She used her lawyer magic to find a loop hole and exploited it to fuck him over when if she ever needed anything she just had to ask and he'd do it. Now he's grudgingly forced to pay her for no reason.
He also lost a lot of money.Yeah she's an immigration lawyer I think. The divorce is finalized and I can't remember the details but he got fucked in the ass.
Yeah I think that's the biggest part of it. He's actually worth some money now that she's definitely not entitled to, but somehow she is, by law.He should have finalized it when he was poor and not when he started to really make money. I can’t believe a 53 year old man with pink hair and nail polish would make such poor life decisions. Backpay is pretty ridiculous though. He just bought a house so I’m sure he’ll be fine.
Dan seems like an approachable guy and has a likable aura about him. I’ve seen Jay live before and while he was funny the way he dresses looks even more odd in person. It’s just jarring.
Carla is a lawyer? Damn, I didn’t know that. Is his divorce finalized yet? Last I heard Alex’s mom told Jay not to talk about it on LOS. He probably got fleeced.
While they haven't gone into detail about it, what I gathered was that because they divorced now, she got half of what he's worth today and Jay thought she'd be happy with getting nothing when he had cheated on her throughout their entire relationship and was basically a deadbeat dad. Honestly, good for her.Yeah she's an immigration lawyer I think. The divorce is finalized and I can't remember the details but he got fucked in the ass. I think it has to do with him never technically paying child support because they never properly divorced, had an agreement between the two of them and Jay didn't expect her to turn on the lawyer jets and squeeze what she could out of him when the kid turned 18. Like he owes her backpay or something even though he's given her and their daughter tons of financial support. He always made sure she had a nice vehicle to drive, paid for anything they needed even when she was with another guy who she has another kid with and he's still currently paying his daughter's rent. Carla always seemed cool on The Bonfire but the whole thing (that I'm basically just speculating about and I have no idea how anything works) has made me think she's kind of a greedy bitch. She used her lawyer magic to find a loop hole and exploited it to fuck him over when if she ever needed anything she just had to ask and he'd do it. Now he's grudgingly forced to pay her for no reason.
I don’t know if deadbeat dad is fair because he was always in her life but I don’t particularly fault her for being mad that he cheated on her and was often times caught in a very public way. He told a story on Story WarZ about crying on the subway because he had just gotten caught cheating again. Not to mention when that photo of him ended up on Craigslist’s men seeking men section and Patrice made it his background.While they haven't gone into detail about it, what I gathered was that because they divorced now, she got half of what he's worth today and Jay thought she'd be happy with getting nothing when he had cheated on her throughout their entire relationship and was basically a deadbeat dad. Honestly, good for her.
I know that she made a reference to him being a deadbeat dad somewhere some time ago and people have made fun of him because he never taught his daughter how to ride a bike and shit like that.I don’t know if deadbeat dad is fair because he was always in her life but I don’t particularly fault her for being mad that he cheated on her and was often times caught in a very public way. He told a story on Story WarZ about crying on the subway because he had just gotten caught cheating again. Not to mention when that photo of him ended up on Craigslist’s men seeking men section and Patrice made it his background.
I wouldn’t be shocked if Jay couldn’t ride a bike. I bet she knows a ton of Limp Bizkit songs though.I know that she made a reference to him being a deadbeat dad somewhere some time ago and people have made fun of him because he never taught his daughter how to ride a bike and shit like that.
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