After shelling out 80 grand his wife and mother in law are monitoring him closelyISomebody else (in spite of my protest) sent him a picture of shit in a toilet yesterday and received no response.
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After shelling out 80 grand his wife and mother in law are monitoring him closelyISomebody else (in spite of my protest) sent him a picture of shit in a toilet yesterday and received no response.
If somebody from reddit includes those two individuals he always responds ironically.After shelling out 80 grand his wife and mother in law are monitoring him closely
By "pinned" he probably just means "guessed by my cunt mother." Typical obfuscating and fat language from the pig.What does he even mean when he says "pinned?"
They gave me a packet will all of my scores/percentiles for each tested category. I didn't even know they were administering an IQ test until they gave it to me. Said I'd just be taking tests for 4 hours and had some young college grads there. 99th percentile in some shit and 1 percentile in others shit made no sense. Haven't seen it in years but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
You wanna buy it for me?
What if you were cool like Abe vigoda and gave me a signed copy?Sorry, you're not talking to Dan.
What if you were cool like Abe vigoda and gave me a signed copy?
Schrödinger's PatYes and No, Child.
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