Is Miami, Florida still as fun as it was in the 80s?

[WifeStoreWill]

Its the dumb drunk whore capital of the world right now

Yeah Nashville is like Miami in that you’ll be surrounded by drunk bachelorette parties everywhere but it’s a lot cheaper and they will be fully clothed. Every place is SUPER crowded and loud though so if that bothers you then you won’t like it.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

That's dumb as fuck. Can have the same thing in Thailand or Kenya but way cheaper.


Okay, or Cubans.

Sure, but you said you were going to Miami. That’s the kind of shit you do in Miami unless you’re just going to the beach and being a creep.

 

[johnnynoname]

or Cubans.

like the sandwiches?

that's pretty fucked up, man

 

[Professor Rape]

like the sandwiches?

that's pretty fucked up, man

So you don't want to party with the dougster? Sniff.

 

[Professor Rape]

Sure, but you said you were going to Miami. That’s the kind of shit you do in Miami unless you’re just going to the beach and being a creep.

It's not gonna be like when dan streamed himself from a Florida rooftop pool, and he was just lounging in front of a pool with a bunch of black kids splashing around right?

I want to guarantee I'm gonna be snorting coke with hot chicks if I'm paying that much.

 

[johnnynoname]

So you don't want to party with the dougster? Sniff.

bruh, I literally have a "The Perfect Weapon" movie poster in my bedroom

i don't think any niggas have enough swag to hang with me

 

[Professor Rape]

bruh, I literally have a "The Perfect Weapon" movie poster in my bedroom

i don't think any niggas have enough swag to hang with me

Ive got swag coming out the wazoo!

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It's not gonna be like when dan streamed himself from a Florida rooftop pool, and he was just lounging in front of a pool with a bunch of black kids splashing around right?

I want to guarantee I'm gonna be snorting coke with hot chicks if I'm paying that much.

Yeah you will be. That’s the whole point of those types of things.

 

[Professor Rape]

Yeah you will be. That’s the whole point of those types of things.

How do you get the coke and women and they stufff? They'll just walk up to us?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

How do you get the coke and women and they stufff? They'll just walk up to us?

Unless you’re wearing a “Free Coke” tshirt you’re going to have to approach women and talk to them first and then ask if they’d like a taste. Or offer a drink first. That’s what those $400 bottles are for.

As for where to get coke, I don’t know, that’s not my thing. If I had to do it I’d probably start by asking hotel valet dudes or bartenders who seem cool.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Miami is way too colorful for any white person. The only ones who go are total RUBES.

$14 for a Corona. One of you retards actually got table service once? Lol. Youre either a 5 sink playboy or full blown tard if you do that, no in between.

Theres black yoofs selling "coke" sll over South Beach. Go ahead, buy s gram for 100 bucks and realize its half laxative. Fun night!

Dont think latin women are easier than whites down there. They arent, theyre all hot enough to act like snobby cunts...theyre not looking for some fat irish midget to give them papers.

Plus, white women are the drunkest, easiest whores you can find these days...i find most want to be choked, creampied w. No protection, and trested like shit...fun, but makes you wonder

 

[johnnynoname]

Plus, white women are the drunkest, easiest whores you can find these days...

"....in the armsssssssss of an Angel......."

 

[Nigger John]

Went there once . Wasn’t impressed

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Went there once . Wasn’t impressed

Excellent fishing thou

 

[StlakerFatti]

i only go there to play golf with my old friend on his palm beach estate. i consider it metro miami.

 

[Professor Rape]

I really think it's a waste of money to party on a rooftop in Florida for a day with 5k, when I could do the same thing over a week with 5k in Kenya.

Still going to Florida, but not gonna pay for that rooftop thing.

Unless @johnnynoname joins me

 

[Professor Rape]

Went there once . Wasn’t impressed

Whats your favorite place in USA?

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I really think it's a waste of money to party on a rooftop in Florida for a day with 5k, when I could do the same thing over a week with 5k in Kenya.

what the fuck is wrong with you?
Go to Buenos Aires or Medellin or sao paolo,
it's the same price, you get actual real coke, and you're not surrounded by smelly feral niggers with aids and famished bellies

edit: I gave you the same advice 18 months ago
i'm ashamed to be here...

WWAWD Argentina?

Thinking of going there for sexual reasons.

new.onaforums.net

 

[Professor Rape]

what the fuck is wrong with you?
Go to Buenos Aires or Medellin or sao paolo,
it's the same price, you get actual real coke, and you're not surrounded by smelly feral niggers with aids and famished bellies

edit: I gave you the same advice 18 months ago
i'm ashamed to be here...

WWAWD Argentina?

Thinking of going there for sexual reasons.

new.onaforums.net

Thanks. How did you find out about all these places, like the scandallo lounge, etc? Did you go by yourself?

My friend invited me to Florida and I told him no, let's go to South America instead, but he was worried about it being too dangerous. I'm going to go back to him with curitiba and show him how safe it is.

 

[Professor Rape]

Also how easy was it to find coke there?