Is Josiah available ?

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Just make a Twitter account with "New Yorker columnist" in the description.

I have a friend who used to work for a major news network and still has his email address for it (a shocking lack of opsec for them) - it’s tempting to utilise it but it’s obviously under his real name and I’d be doxed immediately. Would be funny though.

I think Pat would be skeptical if Chris Hansen emailed him now

 

[NoBacon]

Just make a Twitter account with "New Yorker columnist" in the description.
I think Pat would be skeptical if Chris Hansen emailed him now

he was a production guy and he had an email that was like [email protected] which he still has, it’s crazy it’s still active and he doesn’t work there anymore

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

You got more ribs on your post haha

No, I did not, child. There's only a dozen or do dead-enders left here.

 

[N64 Cube]

Well put, but you could have also mentioned his obesity.

How could have I forgotten?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m so glad the highlight of my week isn’t getting pity attention on Twitter.

Hi, Patrick? This is Anne Igger for Time magazine. We’d love to devote an entire issue to covering your situation. When will you be available for an interview?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It's hilarious that he thinks any "media" would make him look good. Any journalist with even a shred of integrity would research/confirm his absurd claims and then he'd be sunk. Anna Merlan peaced out after only a cursory inspection of the situation.

A real journalist would reach out to people here, and then they'd be given a treasure trove of evidence of Pat behaving like an asshole and provoking everyone. It would be quite clear that this is all just simple trolling with the subject being a narcissistic asshole who can't let anything go. There'd be no story and they'd skedaddle faster than Pat away from his biological daughter, who he legally abandoned despite no duress.

 

[bovinebrain]

That’s some terrible engagement if he got 500,000 views and not even 2,000 likes yet. That means 0.4% of viewers liked it and the other 99.6% saw right through your bullshit, pigger.

I’m pretty sure the average number of likes per tweet is 0-5% 4% of the number of viewers. That means that if he got 1,500 likes, his thread only got 60,000 37,500 views.

Edit: all he did was multiply it by 10, the math just proves that too perfectly LOL

 

[EraGodless]

Pat, you don't want discovery--- trust me. Be happy with your sad boring existence and move on. You don't want even more people digging into your background and realizing what a fucking complete retard you are. That'll do pig. That'll do.

 

[Guinness525]

"hit me up"

Kendall Roy talks less like a douchebag

- Unstable narcissist
- Never sees his kids
- His family is embarrassed by him
- Obsessed with how Twitter views him
- Thinks he’s a social justice icon
- In complete denial of how lame and alone he is

The difference, Pig, is that Kendall always feels some shame and clarity when he hits rock bottom. Well here you are, Pat: rock-fucking-bottom. Now where’s your clarity, you hatable, bloated shit dumpling? Where’s your shame?