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Is jaws a great movie?

Dummy Gaynuts

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When I got the movie on VHS it was right when DVDs came out so the VHS had a "making of" thing at the end of the credits. I remember Tim Burton really fagging out over the size of Michael Gambon's hands. Like he was really close to slipping up and talking about his dick. "His hands are so huge and thick I just wanna suck em."
I think it goes without saying that tim burton and the deppster have fooled around
 

NortheastPhilly

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No. The special effects are terrible. The acting is cringe worthy. The actual plastic shark is more hilarious than anything else. There are much better shark movies and much better horror movies. It's almost one of those "so bad it's good" movies. Anthony's obsession with the film speaks volumes.
Worst take I’ve seen in a very long time
 

HH Brother

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Y'all know me, funster. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this Flavia for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad Brazilian. Not like going down to the pond and chasing Tomlinsons and Cumias.

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Kinderman

I’m not a playa, I just rape a lot
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I refuse to believe that any movie which revolves around sharks can be good.

Haven't seen a second of it, and will not watch in the future as well.
I’ll grant you that most shark movies are fucking gay. That’s because very few of them can do anything that Jaws didn’t already do, sort of like demon possession movies and The Exorcist. Jaws is great though. It’s worth it for Robert Shaw alone.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Y'all know me, funster. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this Flavia for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad Brazilian. Not like going down to the pond and chasing Tomlinsons and Cumias.

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Lmao. Dan's eyes kill me. Even more than the sparse eyebrows, Walt Disney mustache or overall uncanny down syndrome appearance. He has like Family Guy eyes. He doesn't have pupils or irises he just has a big black dot in the center of each eye.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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The best part of the movie was Robert Shaw. It's not a bad movie, but it gets hyped up more than it should.

One awesome thing that it did was reinvent the dolly zoom as a character focus device, which really was genius. Not sure if the credit should go to Spielberg or the DP for that, though
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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As a kid it was always talked up as a scary film.

I finally saw it and it was just... a well made old film
my sister let my 5-6 year old nephew watch it and he loved that movie. Basically the only things that 'scared' him were the jumpscare moments like the head coming out of the hull of half sunk ship. I was a good movie but for all the reasons mentioned above for why it's a bad. The shark was such a piece of shit they had to use it as little as they could, so have to give the director and stuff credit for creativity there.
 

Kinderman

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my sister let my 5-6 year old nephew watch it and he loved that movie. Basically the only things that 'scared' him were the jumpscare moments like the head coming out of the hull of half sunk ship. I was a good movie but for all the reasons mentioned above for why it's a bad. The shark was such a piece of shit they had to use it as little as they could, so have to give the director and stuff credit for creativity there.
It definitely got to me a few times as a kid, mainly for the reasons you mentioned. As an adult, the shark is pretty far down on the list of reasons I love the movie. It looks goofy as hell, but I guess that’s part of the charm of it for me. I think the reveal when Brody is chumming still holds up. I just enjoy watching Shaw, Scheider and Dreyfuss together. If it’s goyslop and I’m a fag for liking it, oh well.

Also, according to William Friedkin, the success of this made Roy Scheider get a big head, and he acted like hot shit and was pain in the ass on the set of Sorcerer.
 

TorqueWheeler

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It definitely got to me a few times as a kid, mainly for the reasons you mentioned. As an adult, the shark is pretty far down on the list of reasons I love the movie. It looks goofy as hell, but I guess that’s part of the charm of it for me. I think the reveal when Brody is chumming still holds up. I just enjoy watching Shaw, Scheider and Dreyfuss together. If it’s goyslop and I’m a fag for liking it, oh well.

Also, according to William Friedkin, the success of this made Roy Scheider get a big head, and he acted like hot shit and was pain in the ass on the set of Sorcerer.
Friedkin reading his own audiobook is one of the great pieces of media.
 
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