Is jaws a great movie?

[CumiaPoodle]

I’ve watched it twice it got less good the second time.

 

[HH Brother]

Smile you son of a funster.

 

[LingerLonger]

No. The special effects are terrible. The acting is cringe worthy. The actual plastic shark is more hilarious than anything else. There are much better shark movies and much better horror movies. It's almost one of those "so bad it's good" movies. Anthony's obsession with the film speaks volumes.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Bill Butler was responsible for all the great shots. Roy Scheider's machismo and Robert Shaw's alcoholism carried the rest of the film.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Too Jewy, but Robert Shaw makes it bearable. Dreyfuss probably deserved the guff from Shaw during filming, being a smarmy little kike who licked Spielberg's scrawny faggot kike ass every chance he had.

 

[BoringFaggot]

No. The special effects are terrible. The acting is cringe worthy. The actual plastic shark is more hilarious than anything else. There are much better shark movies and much better horror movies. It's almost one of those "so bad it's good" movies. Anthony's obsession with the film speaks volumes.

Oh stop trying to be "too cool for the room". Jaws is one of the greatest movies ever made.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

So it's pozzed to like Jaws now?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[LingerLonger]

Jaws is one of the greatest movies ever made.

Mindlessly consume more goyslop.

 

[LiberalPussy]

So it's pozzed to like Jaws now?

Everything made by kikes is goyslop.

 

[Dennyislife]

As a kid it was always talked up as a scary film.

I finally saw it and it was just... a well made old film

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Did they ever give that big shark a name?

 

[bovinebrain]

 

[WhereWeAt]

Everything made by kikes is goyslop.

I mean... every movie is goyslop and we're just picking our favorites from the pile.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jaws is a phenomenal movie and the layers of what makes it great are right there for anyone with a brain to see. So yes. It is.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

As a kid it was always talked up as a scary film.

I finally saw it and it was just... a well made old film

My parents talked Jaws and The Exorcist, and the It miniseries up as being the most terrifying movies in existence and when I saw them I was like "People were really easily scared in the 70's/80's."

Then again, I was scared of the Christopher Walken Headless Horseman from the Tim Burton Sleepy Hollow, which is NOT a scary movie. I just didn't tell anyone. Any time I had to walk in the woods when it was foggy I'd be shitting my pants.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My parents talked Jaws and The Exorcist, and the It miniseries up as being the most terrifying movies in existence and when I saw them I was like "People were really easily scared in the 70's/80's."

Then again, I was scared of the Christopher Walken Headless Horseman from the Tim Burton Sleepy Hollow, which is NOT a scary movie. I just didn't tell anyone. Any time I had to walk in the woods when it was foggy I'd be shitting my pants.

That was one menacing Hessian, abester. He even had pointed teeth

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That was one menacing Hessian, abester. He even had pointed teeth

You know the best part of that movie? When Martin Landau gets his faggot head cut off at the beginning.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You know the best part of that movie? When Martin Landau gets his faggot head cut off at the beginning.

I liked big fat pedophile Jeffrey Jones as the colonial gentleman farmer

Wait nevermind he was the preacher

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I liked big fat pedophile Jeffrey Jones as the colonial gentleman farmer

Wait nevermind he was the preacher

When I got the movie on VHS it was right when DVDs came out so the VHS had a "making of" thing at the end of the credits. I remember Tim Burton really fagging out over the size of Michael Gambon's hands. Like he was really close to slipping up and talking about his dick. "His hands are so huge and thick I just wanna suck em."