Is it safe to assume that everyone here looks like a fat retard unless proven otherwise?

[Cyberatorquer]

I'm 7 foot 4, 560 pounds, from Grenoble, France (Ron&Fez reference, shoutouts to Dan)

 

[NoBacon]

Since we’re all posting, here’s a picture of me. Yeah, I’m jacked.

 

[guest]

A part of me really doesn't give a fuck about posting a pic here, but I'm not ready for certain people to know what I look like just yet as If I ever make it into the secret forum there's a possible bit I might pull off.

 

[UnPRePared]

A part of me really doesn't give a fuck about posting a pic here, but I'm not ready for certain people to know what I look like just yet as If I ever make it into the secret forum there's a possible bit I might pull off.

Must be FAWKIN nice to be considered for the secret forums.

Just sitting outside the door with my blueburry shanty and a grass-fed beef stick. Doing this since I was 16, don't know dick about Internet.

Sniff

 

[NoBacon]

A part of me really doesn't give a fuck about posting a pic here, but I'm not ready for certain people to know what I look like just yet as If I ever make it into the secret forum there's a possible bit I might pull off.

Nice try, Pat.

 

[guest]

Nice try, Pat.

If Pat had half of my intelligence(Which isn't much) he would be "Bubbler"...

 

[johnnynoname]

6'4 and 260

with those stats, you can get away with wearing a AFFLICTION-inspired shirt

question- how pissed were you when you caught your GF with PeeWee Herman in that huge Dinosaur?

 

[EraGodless]

with those stats, you can get away with wearing a AFFLICTION-inspired shirt

question- how pissed were you when you caught your GF with PeeWee Herman in that huge Dinosaur?

I was cucked once. It was fawkin' brutal. My mom died when I was 18. Do you wanna talk about that?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Faggot and bitch- because I called another guy in jail a fucking monkey.

Edit: I think I called him a motherfucking monkey, because he got mad that I sat in his seat at the table. He called me a faggot ass bitch because I wouldn't give it up to him. In jail, you're kind of expected to swing on that kind of shit, but I told the dudes at the table that it wasn't worth SERT team coming over and putting everything on lockdown. Everyone agreed (and then clapped). Nah. They didn't clap- but no one thought anything of it and it blew over.

Man this forum is full of reprobates, like Rich Vos I have hots for prison stories, got any good ones?

 

[EraGodless]

Man this forum is full of reprobates, like Rich Vos I have hots for prison stories, got any good ones?

Jail stories? I was once in annex/barracks like setting with 64 guys and atleast 15 were legit fags- of those 15, 6 were trannies that would use Skittles shells for makeup. They controlled the TV in the morning ( watching mainly soaps). The kicker? Most of them were black in a jail that was mostly Mexicans and Whites.

 

[guest]

Jail stories? I was once in annex/barracks like setting with 64 guys and atleast 15 were legit fags- of those 15, 6 were trannies that would use Skittles shells for makeup. They controlled the TV in the morning ( watching mainly soaps). The kicker? Most of them were black in a jail that was mostly Mexicans and Whites.

How was their head game?

 

[EraGodless]

How was their head game?

Pretty good. Late at night you would see a dude on the down low go to one of the stalls with one of the trannies/fags-- In my time in there, they never fucked around with one another. They just turned dudes out or they did shit with the guys you wouldn't suspect were half-a-fags. The detention officer didn't give a shit. Yeah, there was one guard per 64 guys.

 

[The Fuchitive]

not a smart move letting people here know that. get ready to be called a nigger the rest of your time here.

Don't listen to her. Our racism only pairs with our misogyny.

 

[Jenna]

Jail stories? I was once in annex/barracks like setting with 64 guys and atleast 15 were legit fags- of those 15, 6 were trannies that would use Skittles shells for makeup. They controlled the TV in the morning ( watching mainly soaps). The kicker? Most of them were black in a jail that was mostly Mexicans and Whites.

I've never had any inkling to watch a soap opera, but morning soap time with the gals sounds like a really fun way to get through prison. Everyone else is working out, carving shivs, making toilet wine while I'm all "Jorge faked his death, who does he think he is saying Rebecca should take him back?"

 

[EraGodless]

I've never had any inkling to watch a soap opera, but morning soap time with the gals sounds like a really fun way to get through prison. Everyone else is working out, carving shivs, making toilet wine while I'm all "Jorge faked his death, who does he think he is saying Rebecca should take him back?"

You forgot about making grilled cheese off of the rad-e-ator.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

You’re disrespecting my main man Bret..

He had sag’s by then. He was also 40. Lol